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 Posted: Sat Jan 08, 2011 4:14 pm
And they rose from the ashes like phoenixes!!
I have a pet zombie named Harry who fancies the taste of princes.
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Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2011 10:14 pm
I think Prince Charles is a bit old and crusty, but hey, if your zombie likes it.
I'm putting on latex gloves so that I don't get my hands dirty while I stab you.
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:26 pm
If you stab me, I'll use my powerful magic and haunt you for the rest of your life.
I am tiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrred!
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Posted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 2:41 pm
Go to bed then.
I killed your family with my flamethrower.
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Posted: Sun Jan 23, 2011 7:36 am
It's okay, because when my [unknownobjecttoallbutme] dies, I will gain full power and immortality again and resurrect them, then I will torture you.
I was just joking about my above statement.
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:00 pm
yeaaah. suuuure. rolleyes
i messed up on the closing arguments! crying
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Posted: Fri Jan 28, 2011 6:36 pm
There there. Here's a lollipop.
I just shot you in the foot.
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:54 am
Getting the body doubles messed up again, huh?
...I shot you in the head when I noticed it was a body double just cause I thought it felt like killing the real thing. redface
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Posted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 9:33 pm
Well then, it's a good thing we're all wearing bulletproof armor.
I think I farted at you. I can't tell. I'm wearing a gas mask.
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Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:30 pm
No, you didn't. You passed gas on someone else.
I hurt you nose when you were sleeping.
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 2:06 pm
Aw man, did you fart too?!
I slapped you with my official slapping glove.
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Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2011 8:30 pm
*points to gas mask helmet* Didn't feel a thing.
I was the one who put a metal bucket on your head and banged it with a stick.
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Posted: Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:35 pm
That's nice!
I was the one who let the dogs out.
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Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2011 10:50 am
I was wondering why my dogs were out in the street.
I gave you a sandwich with loogies in it.
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 2:30 pm
Good thing I gave it to coco.
I'm going to have to give you a full cavity search.
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