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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 12:50 pm
That was the chocolate that you stuffed in your face and you being dilusional. (however you spell that last word)
You made me have carpal tunnnelllelelahjshf D;
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 3:55 pm
I'm sorry.
You screamed angrily at me or no reason.
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 3:10 pm
it's a habit, sorry.
you set the party up on such short notice that it couldn't possibly be worked out in time!
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 5:53 pm
Yes, that is true, but we are planning it now after Aya comes back.
You used me as a d***o!
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:25 pm
I am not even going there.
You stole my box of latex gloves.
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:28 pm
That's like saying I stole a tissue. It's there for people to use so people use it. I'm not apologizing for a "crime" that amounts to the same as stealing a tissue.
You performed surgery without a license.
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 9:30 pm
You're dead and cremated. I have nothing to worry about... >w>
You ran over the Taco Bell Dog!
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:26 pm
suck it up! it was being annoying.
you stole my easter egg dye!
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:18 am
What's mine is yours, right?
You tried to use Boris as a d***o!!! See! Even he's complaining!
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 9:21 pm
But I haven't seen Boris at all!
On the other hand someone tried to hit me with a chair.
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:43 am
I couldn't find my whip.
You put butter on the chains I use to hold my whipping victims.
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:59 am
It's MARGARINE.
Speaking of Margarine, someone used up the whole tub of it!
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:31 pm
I ated it because you ated my cookies.
You used me as a toilet plunger!
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:50 pm
You were the closest thing I had.
You flushed Boris down the toilet!
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 11:35 pm
well SORRY for failing to notice that cat the leaped into my toilet right before i flushed!
you didn't buy a new plunger! boris can't substitute for one forever, you know.
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