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 Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 10:26 am
to let us know we still have jobs
if tomorrow never comes how is today here?
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Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 6:42 pm
It took a cab. 3nodding
Why did Alice go through the looking-glass?
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:04 pm
because the door was locked.
how did the cow jump over the moon?
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Posted: Sun Feb 03, 2008 7:46 pm
Well, it's the reason the spoon and the dish ran away together. The spoon was going out with the fork, but the fork was a criminal! So the spoon was all, "Uh-uh! talk2hand I can't be with no delinquent!" So she breaks up with fork and starts going out with dish, who is very successful. What drove Spoon over the edge was what Fork had done the day before. Fork's brother, Knife, was arrested for stabbing someone and he got angry and decides to take his anger out on a nearby cow. He poked her in the rear so hard, she jumped all the way over the moon. (Fork was later trampled by Cow's very angry husband Mr. Bull)
Why does my neighbor never come out of his house?
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:27 pm
Because hes playing Super mario Brothers. =3
Why is my dad insane?
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:45 pm
cause he is related to the manatee in ur sig.
y aren't ninjas and monkies combined?
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:20 pm
Cause the awesomeness of Monkies meeting the nearly matching awesomness of Ninja being one would make a retarded Chuck Norris, and we don't need two...
Why did my Adidas walk through concert doors and roam all over coliseum floors, then step on stage, at Live Aid so all the people gave an applause, that paid anyways?
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:42 pm
...because they were watching Epic Movie!
How are topiaries made?
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 2:26 pm
by domo-kun doing this domokun
y is a platapus a mix of duck and beaver?
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:36 pm
Because God has a sense of humor.
Where is the cake hidden?
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 5:47 pm
The cake is a lie. crying
Why do birds keep crashing into my window?
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:09 pm
because birds don't look where they fly.
What would happen if Master Chief and Samus Aran met?
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 12:58 pm
Dude! They'd totally start making out! rofl Although...they could be related... eek Imagine the awkwardness...
Why do pirates say "ARRRRRHH"? pirate
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Posted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 3:55 pm
It's where they get lost reciting the alphabet.
What's the difference between an assassin and a murderer?
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:48 pm
Assassins have funnier names. *ba-dum-dum pssh*
Why am I up and on the comp. at 3am without insomnia?
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