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Im too tired for living...

Thanatos keept me up last night

I think I'm gonna tell chris I want an ORLY hat for christmas.. I'm always hard to get anything for according to plenty of family.. So it'll be a no brainer! I mean it's just too cute..

F**K IT'S COLD!! I'm not gonna make it thru the winter!.. unless I go get a new heater.. Mine's trying to kick the bucket..

*PHOOMP* falls out behind bar.. oops.. missed ya!

Little known facts about bewbs

1. Boobs or " milk bags " (as women prefer to call them) are actually a form of mind control device used by women to distract men from guarding top-secret information and the existence of aliens at Area 51.
2. For men who are really wanting a boob of their own. You can go to the Man Boob section and learn the procedure to cultivate the correct size and shape of man boobs.
3. In Nebraska, girls have removable boobs and sometimes choose to leave them at home for others to play with while they go work in the mines, toiling for days on end seeking the motherlode of creamy nougat.
4. Paul Knepp likes boobs.
5. Scratch loves to motorboat.
6. Doctors have recently arrived at the conclusion that the use of boob rubbing or kissing tecniques, when timed at around 20 to 45 minutes daily, avoids several diseases like Malaria, AIDS, Cancer, Bird Flu and Bulimia. However, doctors alert that excessive use of boobs may lead to an acute case of Morning Wood.
7. It was recently discovered that the milk coming from the boobs is actually liquid cocaine, leading to baby addiction and later on teenage depression from being deprived of the wonderful substance.
8. According to researchers, only 2% of all teenage males who claim to have touched boobs have actually touched real boobs(discounting thier own boobs, animal boobs and thier mother's boobs of course).
9. Studies have shown that 4/3 of people who stare at boobs have problems with fractions.
10. Boobs were recently found to be one of the only five reasons women exist.
11. Four of those reasons were "Boobs. 'Nuff said."
12. If a boob was used improperly then it would cause a massive explosion but if a pair of boobs were to be used improperly simultaneously the result would be the exact equivelent to Chuck Norris punching with his right arm.
13. After plastic surgery hit the scene big in the early 1990s, researchers everywhere were fascinated by the repercussions of breast enlargement surgery on human male behavior; most notably, due to the increased volume, that men were now able to: 1) start a meaningless conversation that somehow ends in speaking about her boobs, 2) finally act like they listened instead of completely ignoring the women when told to get off their asses and do some work, 3) care about women, but more importantly, about women with bigger breasts. Scientists also found that women themselves had developed several different behavioral patterns, such as: 1) getting a breast enlargement that would eventually end in a job, a raise or a sexual harrassment lawsuit (either way women would receive the cost of surgery with an additional profit so they could buy themselves a personality), 2) women now spent more time in bars, waiting for men eager to have sexual intercourse with them to buy them drinks in the usual desperate attempt to enter the women's lower body clothing region (so they can also use the cost of surgery as a savings account in which she may withdraw money from any horny man within eyesight distance), and 3) women now felt like they were worth something.
14. Boobs make great door stoppers and look nicer than those old fashion door stoppers.
15. I like big butts and I cannot lie/you other brothas can't deny/When a girl comes by with an itty bitty waist and a round thang in yo face/ you get Sprung!
16. "The fact that Paul Knepp claims to like boobs underlines the latent homosexuality in his life. I'll bet he saw his mother naked and still has dreams about hotdogs." -Sigmund F.
17. Boobs are the cause of all wars. Face that could launch a thousand ships? Aim lower buddy!
18. Boobs.

no we want zhe beccers to live through the winter *tackle glomps her so she is warm*

Thankies! whee The ravioli's helping now too!

yey biggrin