what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Mei-chwan]

Yes but you have feathers too. *points to wings on your back*  

[Princess Zelda21]

That portal is creeping me out! Leave my room immediately! *GUARDS, GUARDS!  

[Garynook]

-yawns- your guards are long dead remember  

[Princess Zelda21]

Then what are you doing here in my bed?  

[xxxmamoru]

"Ni~ce. Calling Tim and telling him about this."  

[Princess Zelda21]

*gasps* Wh-what happened?  

[Cerebral Perception]

What's wrong Zel?  

[xxxmamoru]

"Woah! What're you doing with those, uh, claws?"  

[Cerebral Perception]

That depends. What were you talking about when you said you're telling Tim about "this"? Define "this" for me.  

[Garynook]

-crawls under the bed- bloody bloody mess soon...  

[Cerebral Perception]

*cuddles* Konichi wa, Mizu no Kihaku. I think he doesn't want to know what the claws are for.  

[Garynook]

just remember not to poke them through the bed gonk  

[Princess Zelda21]

Ugh, I feel a headache coming on.... *lays head on the pillow*  

[Cerebral Perception]

What's wrong Zel?  

[Princess Zelda21]

My head is aching like crazy, got any asprin?