The "You Are Banned" Game

[Garynook]

I ban you for not looking after it and losing it.  

[Lily127]

I BAN YOU BECAUSE.......... Because....because, um, well, I dont really know..... Hmmmmmm.....
I ban you because that coat is white! 3nodding  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned for stating the obvious.  

[Lily127]

I ban you because that may be true, but it is white so I didnt have to make up something false!  

[GoldenFraggle]

I ban you for being devoured by plants !  

[Garynook]

I ban you for being devoured by pants.  

[Miku4U]

You're banned for waltzing in the streets.  

[GoldenFraggle]

I ban you 'cos that fork looks sharp and dangerous and you might poke someone's eye out with it !  

[SixxFixx]

You're banned for not liking sharp objects  

[Garynook]

I ban you because sharp objects can be used for harm or even self-harm.  

[GReATeACheRLArGo]

I ban you for not playing the late late late late game under Games And Hangouts  

[Garynook]

I ban you for making no sense  

[GoldenFraggle]

I ban you and your friend there for your nekedness !!!!  

[Garynook]

I ban you because I have blue balls now.  

[justagal313]

I ban you for trying to buttrape my footballs