The "You Are Banned" Game

[SilentEnigma9k1]

I ban you because everyone loves my ban hammer.  

[ssaengg]

You're banned for being so sure that everyone loves your ban hammer, even if Miku might of stole it from you and replaced it with a regular hammer.

 

[Garynook]

I ban you because your name makes me hungry.  

[GoldenFraggle]

I ban you 'cos I too am now hungry !  

[i heart me34]

ur banned cuz ur signature made me and my twin laugh  

[ssaengg]

You're banned for laughing.
((Glad to see my username has that effect on people. xD))

 

[Garynook]

I ban you for being a meanie butts.  

[ssaengg]

You're banned since I don't see how I'm being a meanie butts.
o . o"

 

[Garynook]

I ban you because you're glad to make people famine with your username.  

[Miku4U]

You're banned because your user name lacks the ability to make others hungry.  

[ssaengg]

You're banned for having wings.

 

[Garynook]

I ban you for being a star.  

[SilentEnigma9k1]

I ban you for being my only friend online right now.  

[Garynook]

I ban you for being friendless.  

[Miku4U]

You're banned because those sparkles are mine! (What item is it?, so sparkly must own.)