Why did you divorce the aay?

[Tera Windstar]

I divorced him because the fur kept getting everywhere.  

[1sun]

I divorced her because she's too innocent.  

[Saucy Goblin]

Her friends were always partying. Even at night  

[Analpooper beads]

because he wouldn't stop creeping my friends out with his strange music  

[Tera Windstar]

Because her name made me hungry  

[Shujitsun]

Her wings were knocking stuff over o uo  

[Ned-san]

That damned polearm collection... The living room I can understand, but must we have them in every room of the house?  

[Auntie sindy]

I divorced him because he has a creepy avi gonk
(Sorry Ned xD)  

[Kommissar Plankton]

She just couldn't see where we were going... considering that she has no eyes...  

[Daypaw]

Divorced because his head was so cold :<  

[Ned-san]

Those wings constantly moving in bed and keeping me up all night.  

[Daypaw]

Because of those horns- it was impossible to cuddle.  

[koromyst]

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Because her medallion was too bright. My eyes. They burrrrnnnnn.... gonk

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[Daypaw]

Because all of those red adornments kept attracting wildlife to our location.  

[Ned-san]

C'mon, can't you at least take that silly hat off at dinner hon'?