Corrupt-A-Wish

[Large Inmate]

Granted but all the chocolate save for a silver explodes leaving you with the last piece and all the chocolate in the world [the sliver].

I wish I had Canon's 1ds Mark III  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but it's so small you need a very powerful microscope to see it

I wish I knew the meaning of life  

[Chemmon]

granted, but after learning it realize it is too horrific and commit suicide.

i wish i could see my friends more often during summer.
ninja  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted- the same picture of them together will be e-mailed to you every hour on the hour

I wish I could sleep and wake up whenever I wanted  

[Chemmon]

granted, but you forget you aren't supposed to sleep during class/ job and get fired/ expelled.

i wish i had the best luck in the world.
ninja  

[Erverain]

Granted, but it's the best BAD luck in the world.

I wish this would stop happening.  

[Quasar Quirks]

Granted- The world freezes in time, so nothing can happen, and everyone on Earth can only wait till all the stars in the universe become black holes and destroy everything until nothing is left at all.

I wish I knew how to really flirt, not my pathetic attempts.  

[Chemmon]

granted but your flirting attracts the wrong type of guy and when you deny him he kills you

i wish this forum would be less depressing.
ninja  

[Lobo-chan]

Granted, but now it's so funny that you die of asphyxiation because you're laughing so hard.

I wish that I could do cool stuff with my eyebrows... >.>;  

[Erverain]

Granted, but they keep falling off.

I wish to wish for a wish of wishful proportions.  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but when you wish for a wish of wishful proportions, the wish of wishful proportions is a wish to kill yourself, and since it is a wish of wishful proportions, it cannot be corrupted

I wish I could hear someone say that three times fast  

[Trish the Stalker]

You do hear it, but they never stop repeating it so you have to listen to it repeated over and over for the rest of your life.

I wish I knew what the song Ode to Billie Joe was really about.

-La Belle Isolde-

 

[Lobo-chan]

Granted, but now you're left wondering what the meaning of life is, and we all know that life is meaningless and you're wasting your time rolleyes

I wish I hadn't have left my homework in my locker sweatdrop  

[Chemmon]

granted, but your neighbor's pet eats it and when you try to explain it to the teacher they dissbelive you and you get a detention. which is living hell

i wish homework never existed and tests were easy.
ninja  

[Erverain]

Granted, but now the world is run by a bunch of idiots.

....Hang on a sec...

I wish that Hamlet XIII wasn't such a downer.