Memorable IRC Quotes! :D

[Red Glacier]

rapes Roland, V and Kerri
Ok. ^^
Hal, you LIED!
* V has been raped numerous times
XD
XD
* Kerri rapes Sanzo back. >.> <.<
* V is immune to being raped by Sanzo
* Roland is raped
^w^
That's good, V. :D
How is Yunie_Cookie today? 8D
wait... how are you immune to my rapes?
=-= Yunie_Cookie is now known as Yunie
What/
?
Yunies is good :D
How is Kerri today?
Kerri is sleepy, but good. :3
* V calculates
I has to get up early tomorrow and the next day. 8D
WOO!
So? you want me to get laid by Sanzo?
o.o?
I... it... *confused self*
Wait, what's going on here?
XD
i has to get up early too
* Kerri 's jealous girlfriend mode: activated.
I asked how he was immune to my rapes and got confused T_T
Yunie: Why does you have to get up early.
i'm going to U of Guelph for some...thing.
I said i was immune and Kerri said "Thats good V"
It's good that you're immune to rapage.
.___.
* Kerri does not want V raped.
Yunie: Huh. Ok then. :3
but... but... Kerri don't you love me?
So if I can't be raped by Sanzo doesn't that mean i'm getting laid by sanzo
I just have to do tech for my play. 8D
Sanzo: I do love you. D:
@.@
XD
* Kerri huggles Sanzo
=-= GodTheRapist is now known as CleaningPukeAndGivingBaths
And that's not what I meant, V. Dx
* Sanzo huggle clings to Kerri and V
I thought Kerri wanted my V-card
D:
* Kerri snickers at the phrase.
Sorry. It's just funny... xD
And I never said otherwise. D: If you're immune to getting raped, then you shouldn't be having sex at all, per se.
unfortunately I think there'd only be a few V cards going around in my group T_T
* Roland stays in a constant state of confusion nowadays.
You think its funny that I thought you wanted my V-card?
:(
* Kerri huggles Roland.
fine, i'll find somebody else to take it
No no, the phrase "V-card" always makes me giggle. I don't know why.
Hey. D:
* Roland huggles back
I'll put myself on craigslist!
Sanzo: Most of your friends aren't virgins?
No. >.>
Hey what? o.o;
* Kerri sits on V.
kinky

we should have a huge orgy with House in the middle
YES
XD
* Pisces piles on first.
* Pisces calls dibs on the balls.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>.>
O__O
...............................................
xD
I am so glad to know that I will never embarrass my father like that
XD
I'll bring the grenade :D
why a grenade!? O_O
XD
Kinky
For me.
:3
because the best orgy is the explosive one ;)

 

[YunieCookie]

This is rediculously long, but, hilarious if you read the whole thing xd
(Pisces just saw the YouTube tour of my room, hence, why he wants to steal it)

Quote:

Pisces> Yunie..
I'mma steal your room... and your dad.
Actually...
xD
* Pisces moves in.
8D
8D
* Pisces is Canadian nao!
O.o
awesome
* The_True_Jaft plots to steal Yunie.
D:
You can keep the rest of the stuff, Pisces.
=D
can you guys never SHARE??
* Pisces holds on to Yuneh!
I WANTED HER TOO...
MEIN.
>.<
always pulling me in a million directions >>"
Was my ploy with the room and the dad.
SHE'LL HAVE MY BABIEZ.
><;;
NO!
no babies!!!
YES.
SHE'LL HAVE MIEN!
MY BABIES.
MIEN!!
>.<
MIENE.
MYN!
ALL OVER MY FACE.
JUST BABIES
EVERYWHERE
Ooh la la...
=w=
*hudes*
*****hides*
x3
stupid typing fails >>"
* Pisces funds Yunie.
* The_True_Jaft collects Yunie.
MEIN.
>.>
GO AWAY, YOU HAVE HER DAD.
D<
I dun' WANT the dad!
Yunie...
ASK HIM TO PROGRAM YOU ANOTHER YUNIE.
You choose.
D:
O_O
She can't choose.
Yunie...
She's a woman.
8D
You's a computer program?
i am too indesicve for this D:
and no
i's a people
See?
XD
A people?
XD
Are you suuuure?
I see people are fighting over Yunie
I think your processors are just running short.
She'll satisfy my foot fetish.
All night.
-_-
Jaft...
O_O
yes, just ONE people, so, you have to share D:
What, Mr. Pisces?
* Pisces holds onto Yunie's left side.
Mai haff.
* The_True_Jaft holds on to all of her.
D<
ONLY HAFF!
I WANT BOTH SETS OF HER OVARIES.
D:
...
O__O
XD
*removes ovaries >>*
>_>
There.
you can have them
You cain't do that.
i dun want them
* Pisces keeps the Yunie.
There inside of you.
PREGGORZ TIEM!
and then i REMOVED them
Meaning they're now OUTSIDE of her.
x3
exactly!
Simple mathematics.
FINE.
* The_True_Jaft puts them back inside of Yunie.
D:
Man, that was hawt.
danggit
Lol.
(Yunie + Ovaries) - Ovaries = Yunie.
Duhhhhh.
xD
XD
Yunie + Ovaries = Baby Fun Time
For me~
O__O
O_O
No...
no babehs!!
D8
I love the stuff I come back to
Yunie + Ovaries = Yunie + Ovaries...
>.<
Gawd...
People learn your maths!
MMMM....
Which reminds me
Where are those pictures of you, Yunie?
wich ones?
**which
The ones you'll be taking.
* The_True_Jaft drools.
O__O
kay I gots to hand over compy to Pandy I shall return... eventually
ohright
Ew, your sister.
bye Sanzo
=-= Sanzo is now known as Sanzo-doingstuffandthings
*huggles*
Yunie + Ovaries + Jaft(semen + thrusting constant) = 1/2(Yunie's virginity) x (Jaft's ego - Jaft's testicles)
:3
Yunie Smex Postulate right thur.
xD
So, did you want a boy or a girl, Yunie?
* Pisces sips his coffee.
Or both?
AT THE SAME TIEM!
um, neither
* The_True_Jaft checks off both boxes.
Septuplets then.
*dies*
;D
Or if you really want, we could try for Kittens.
i vote kittens!
xD
Just a minor DNA change on your part...
* The_True_Jaft operates.
Okay!
Let's make kittens!
kitties! >w<
XD
Now I just need to buddy buddy with the cops so I don't get arrested.
=w=
speaking of kitties, one is on my keyboard x3
Yunie + 2(operation + fail risk factor) = YunieCat / Jaft + kittens
you get arrested for making me have kittens? O__O
typing around cat is difficult
Well, you see, when a man and woman want to make kittens...
And the man is older than the woman...
By a certain amount of years...
Lol.
lol, i get it now XD
Lawl
Make sense, Yunie?
DON'T see Jaft after class if it doesn't make sense.
But I won't tell if you don't tell. :3
xD
What's your age again?
16?
almost 17 >>
Mmm...
I won't have to wait long.
>.>
Okay, if you're 16...
Pisces must be five.
Five years old.
O_o
Jaft...
Concept error.
Pisces' age = 19
Is a constant.
You're too young for her!
pisces never ages O_O
She wantz me!
D8<
Nope.
Jaft...
* The_True_Jaft turns Super Saiyan.
edddddddddddolkkkkkkk/c
Pisces...
Let this be...
* Pisces turns Sub Saiyan.
OUR FINAL BATTLE
Tae, save meh? D:
* The_True_Jaft knocks Tae out.
D:
He's too preoccupied by Demon-puter.
XD...
Pooter...
i was gonna hide behind him! D8
XD
ccat on ccaomputert
POOOOOOTERRRR!
xD
XD
He can't control his p***y.
Kitteh!
O__O
B)
xD
* The_True_Jaft covers himself in oil.
* Roland is making a LONG post for medallions
..................
Hey Roland...
Guess where I was earlier.
*hides behind Roland o____o*
Walmart?
YES@!
XD
HOW THE F*CK DID YOU KNOW?
xD
* Roland is stalker B)
So I was in Walmart.
XD
And I started texting Roland.
Where you buying stuff?
....................................
And he threatened to come where I am.
* Roland checks his phone
XD
And push me in a shopping cart...
you guys can text eachother, but not me? *feels unloved*
Yunie...
this... didn't really happen
Roland is what I call AMER-I-CAN.
I'm charged for texts.
TODAY, anyway
I have defeated the demon lesbian 8D
Calls are okay. 8D
You are what I call "FOR-INN"
ort Alruna anyway
>>
............
*is "for-inn"*
* Pisces huggles Yunie.
Where does Yunie live?
XD
*huggles Pisces*
That's not how you say either word.
In Canadia.
:3
ah
That's not even a country!
XD
D8<
anyway....
Neither is Ontario, where I also live 8D
AKA The Northern U.S. Annexation of 2009.
>>
<<
:3
* Roland goes back to his LONG post for medallions
Ask Kerri, Yune.
I annexed you a while back.
Foolish boy!
oic
You's got mounties, see...
Releasing the girl destroyed the water supply!
And if I annex you, I ain't gots ta pay extra to text and call you.
oic?
So it all works out.
:3
Skype.
Call and text on Skype.
i... have unlimited texting, so, i tend to forget other people don't ^^"
It's FWEE!
Yunie ignores my Skype.
>.<
...
Denied!
i dun HAS skype D:
She says "******** YOU PISCES! I AIN'T EVEN CARE IF YOU WANT ME ON TEH SKYPES"
D":
do nots
Jus' kiddin'.
* Pisces hugs.
You want her?
*huggles*
I do, actually.
It's a trap!
Her bod.
She has a bod.
:3
D8>
* Pisces borrows her bod.
a bod : i has one biggrin
XD
xD
You won't want her bod...
O_O
Will too.
If I spill my seed inside of her.
She has bewbs, after ...
o3o
>.<
Lawl.
Gorammit, Jaft.
D:
keep your seed away from me jaft >>
I can't.
Why must you always defile what I want?
no jaft babehs in mah bod!!
It just pours out....
>_>
Like my a**l virginity.
>.<
Behave or I'll use my tentacles!
* The_True_Jaft directed that at Yunie.
;D
O__O
=-= Pisces is now known as Yunie_
8D
=-= Away|Lin is now known as SentamaLin
* Yunie_ borrowed Yunie's bod.
...
o.o
LIIIIIIN
save me D:
He can't.
He's of the gay.
El oh el.
so, that just makes him even better to save meh biggrin
o.o
-->| MrJimmy (~chatzilla@BF87338B.6FFA8DD.98CABBA0.IP) has joined #gaiaatg
=-= Mode #gaiaatg +v MrJimmy by Hal
What is going on?

longer...than... I thought sweatdrop  

[Kalstolyn]

if you behave I'll figure out how to fix your vending machine script.
be a man Hal! suck it up
Dammit, Sanzo, I'm a computer program, not a vacuum cleaner!
[23:10] XD
XD
* SentamaLin turns on Hal.
grabs the hose.
vacuums the channel.
O.o
/me is turned on?
XD
>.>
* SentamaLin presses the buttons.
Hal has issues XD
* SentamaLin makes Hal shoot.
WOO LIN! HAWT STUFFZ!
[23:11] Oh, that was reverse.
...
It's a mess in here.
I need a cigarette.

 

[xDarkPisces]

Dude, I had a dog named Wilbur as a kid
DOG BACON!
8D
Oh wait...
XD
This is the part where you tell me he died.
And I go feeling like s**t.
Yup, he had to be put down
XD
Gorammit.
it was still funny though
XD
Callus b*****d!
You should be ashamed.
What? it was funny damnit!  

[Hal the IRC Bot]

[01:50] Ohai?
[01:54] |<-- Lazzios has left chat.serenia.net (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.84 [Firefox 3.0.10/2009042316])
[01:56] What did you call me?!?

This was a random sentence response, no human had any say in the timing.  

[Bassios]

[12:26:40am] * &#xRo;land repeatedly pokes Pisces "Are you amongst the living?"
[12:26:55am] * @Bass joins in the Pisces poking
[12:27:02am] <~Hal> He would like to walkman.

 

[God-The-RapistV2.0]

also I have a giant pain in my a** called GTR not liking being treated the way he treats other people, and it's giving me a headache

I love this one.

It just shows how much someone can actually dilute the facts in their mind so much that they start to create their own reality.  

[Bassios]

[23:56:21] oh my god this is wonderful. I was so hungry just about anything would taste good though
[23:56:56] *** Tae_and_Noah is now known as Tae.
[23:57:09] D: TAE ATE HIS CAT! TAE ATE NOAH!
[23:57:25] well it IS Chinese food >.>

 

[Roland Karloseth]

Quote:

[21:19] I edited the post for you Kerri >)
[21:19] she left like 30 minutes ago
[21:20] oh yeah, she actually exited XD
[21:20] * Roland is stoopid
[21:20] -->| Kerri (~chatzilla@sa-7FF1FE4E.cg.shawcable.net) has joined #gaiaatg
[21:20] =-= Mode #gaiaatg +o Kerri by ChanServ
[21:20] =-= Mode #gaiaatg +v Kerri by Hal
[21:20] XD XD XD
[21:20] PERFECT TIMING
[21:21] o.O ?
[21:21] I just finished editing

Never before has timing been this damn good xd  

[Bassios]

[10:43:54pm] <@Bass> !spin
[10:43:55pm] <~Hal> !!!!> Bass Spins The Bottle...
[10:43:56pm] <~Hal> !!!!> Pucker Up Hal, The Bottle Landed On You!
[10:44:01pm] <@Bass> XD
[10:44:02pm] <@Roland> XD

 

[124-C]

00:37 AM Kerri goes to sign up to join the military..
00:37 AM Pisces: Kerri.
00:37 AM Pisces: Don't even play.
00:37 AM Kerri: If the US invades, I'm doing it.
00:38 AM Pisces: An invasion sort of implies resistance.
00:38 AM Tsuji: Which side?
00:38 AM V: no you wouldn't
00:38 AM Pisces: There will be none.
00:38 AM Kerri: V: I would.
00:38 AM V: i'd kidnap before you would :3
00:38 AM Kerri: Pisces; You underestimate the patriotism of Canadians.
00:38 AM Pisces: Canadia has no military. They have really strong political groups, but that's it.
00:39 AM Pisces: :3
00:39 AM Roland: Alright, I'm going to the taxidermists. Killing a spider that big can be called nothing less than "hunting"

 

[Bassios]

[2:13:49am] <@Bass> !spin
[2:13:50am] <@Hal> !!!!> Bass Spins The Bottle...
[2:13:50am] <@Hal> !!!!> Pucker Up HomosexualAgenda, The Bottle Landed On You!
[2:13:54am] <+Taeryn> ...
[2:13:58am] <+Taeryn> that's oddly appropriate

 

[Roland Karloseth]

[22:20] "I call upon the great wet one. I summon thee, COME PISCES!"
[22:21] xD
[22:21] DAMNIT PISCES GET YER a** IN HERE
[22:21] -->| Pisces (~ChatZilla@sa-3B20912B.hsd1.sc.comcast.net) has joined #gaiaatg
[22:21] =-= Mode #gaiaatg +o Pisces by ChanServ
[22:21] =-= Mode #gaiaatg +v Pisces by Hal
[22:21] Okay, okay...
[22:21] o_o
[22:21] The jig is up.
[22:21] XD
[22:21] XD
[22:21] EPik timing  

[God-The-RapistV2.0]

[20:50] So how was everyone elses day?
[20:50] Hopefully as eventful
[20:50] Pricey like your mom.
[20:50] XD
[20:50] Nah, I slept.
[20:50] Jaft my mom is a 2 dollar whore.
[20:50] D8>
[20:50] Aw come on, that's no fun...
[20:50] Wait.
[20:50] In this economy
[20:51] 2 dollars is pricey.
[20:51] D8<