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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Have you ever thought of trying cannibalism?
You: Tried?
You: I practice regurally
You: :3
Stranger: Really?
You: Yup.
You: You see
You: a human brain liquifies at 120 degrees ferenheit
Stranger: Would you eat someone alive?
You: Hmmm
You: I dont know
You: Not a child
You: Heavens no
You: They are way to springy...
You: now..
You: an obese man
You: maybe... withthe right ammount of sedatives
Stranger: will you eat me?
You: Hmm...
You: Age and race?
You: Smoking or not
Stranger: Im white, 20. I dont smoke.
You: any past illnesses?
Stranger: Not that I know of.
You: where do you live?
Stranger: Michigan
You: another factor
You: Oh?
You: I live in Wisconsin
You: this could work out
Stranger: Are you serious?
You: Yes
You: Would you like to meet by the docks?
You: In GreenBay that is
You: Or we could go to like...
You: Little China
You: They are really good about not talking. biggrin
Stranger: Are you a boy or a girl?
You: I am a man.
Stranger: Me too
You: Well yes you are 20
You: Oh! I forgot.
You: Whats you BMI
You: and your height and weight
You: that would be nice to know
Stranger: Uh... Im about 5'6
Stranger: and like 150? I think?
You: Okok.
You: Oh that should work
You: nice weight to size ratio.
Stranger: How are you going to do it?
You: Eating you?
You: Well.
Stranger: Yeah
You: I like stirfry. But. The flanks are my favorite part...
You: But. The rear chops are delish
Stranger: Uhm
Stranger: Would you mind eating me alive?
You: Hmmm
You: depends
You: which part.
You: Cause some parts of teh human organs are riddled with disease
You: and best to be cook properly
You: like human liver should always be cooked
You: hearts ok to eat raw though
You: I much prefer to cook my food
Stranger: I see
You: yah that way you get the best textures and flavour
You: now I need to ask. What are your meals like
You: also
You: if you want to be eatin by someone closer to you I have a site you could use. There are always people who will eat yuou alive
You: http://lemonparty.org/
You: its a message board
You: you'll just need to post in the intro board and state you are willing to be consumed alive
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Have you ever thought of trying cannibalism?
You: Tried?
You: I practice regurally
You: :3
Stranger: Really?
You: Yup.
You: You see
You: a human brain liquifies at 120 degrees ferenheit
Stranger: Would you eat someone alive?
You: Hmmm
You: I dont know
You: Not a child
You: Heavens no
You: They are way to springy...
You: now..
You: an obese man
You: maybe... withthe right ammount of sedatives
Stranger: will you eat me?
You: Hmm...
You: Age and race?
You: Smoking or not
Stranger: Im white, 20. I dont smoke.
You: any past illnesses?
Stranger: Not that I know of.
You: where do you live?
Stranger: Michigan
You: another factor
You: Oh?
You: I live in Wisconsin
You: this could work out
Stranger: Are you serious?
You: Yes
You: Would you like to meet by the docks?
You: In GreenBay that is
You: Or we could go to like...
You: Little China
You: They are really good about not talking. biggrin
Stranger: Are you a boy or a girl?
You: I am a man.
Stranger: Me too
You: Well yes you are 20
You: Oh! I forgot.
You: Whats you BMI
You: and your height and weight
You: that would be nice to know
Stranger: Uh... Im about 5'6
Stranger: and like 150? I think?
You: Okok.
You: Oh that should work
You: nice weight to size ratio.
Stranger: How are you going to do it?
You: Eating you?
You: Well.
Stranger: Yeah
You: I like stirfry. But. The flanks are my favorite part...
You: But. The rear chops are delish
Stranger: Uhm
Stranger: Would you mind eating me alive?
You: Hmmm
You: depends
You: which part.
You: Cause some parts of teh human organs are riddled with disease
You: and best to be cook properly
You: like human liver should always be cooked
You: hearts ok to eat raw though
You: I much prefer to cook my food
Stranger: I see
You: yah that way you get the best textures and flavour
You: now I need to ask. What are your meals like
You: also
You: if you want to be eatin by someone closer to you I have a site you could use. There are always people who will eat yuou alive
You: http://lemonparty.org/
You: its a message board
You: you'll just need to post in the intro board and state you are willing to be consumed alive
Your conversational partner has disconnected.