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 Posted: Thu Jul 01, 2010 9:16 pm
Problem: you insulted Justin Bieber and now a hord of rabid fangirls are trying to kill you.
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 9:34 am
Make a statement that everyone is entitled to their opinion. Then join the witness protection program.
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Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2010 5:26 pm
Become as much of a VH1 sell-out as him so that you have your own army of fangirls.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 1:43 am
Turn around and do a goatse.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:54 am
Problem: You're using the toilet and it's out of tissue paper. And you let out a big, steaming one. eek
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:46 pm
Crack the door enough to stick your hand out and ask for tp.
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:08 pm
Pull your pants up and walk out. Hopefully you didn't need to wipe.
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Posted: Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:59 am
Spread your cheeks and use all the surfaces to whipe off as much as possible then use the sink to clean up further.
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:09 am
Problem- Your extremely strange friend is mezmerised by a plumber's crack.
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 4:28 am
Drag him away from the plumber.
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:05 am
Push friend toward crack 'til face touches it. twisted
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:43 am
Pull down the plumber's pants and spread his cheeks.
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:48 am
Problem - Your dog is in love with your leg.
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:14 pm
Gently shoo the dog away !
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Posted: Sat Jul 17, 2010 2:58 pm
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