"I'm calling from Jail because..."

[Elemental Doll]

I told you something bad always happens to people when they go to that concert!

I`m calling from jail because my friend was yelling at me, and I yelled back.  

[The Revered One]

You should have kept quiet, then squirted the back of your friend's shirt with an ink pen when they weren't looking.

I'm calling from jail because I realized my boss was an idiot.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you to look for a better job before realizing that.

I'm calling from jail because someone set my neighbour's car on fire and everyone accused me.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you there are safer places to steal money from.

I'm calling from jail because I stole the donations box from the local church.  

[Rockefor]

I told to not play with God.He doesnt play nice.

Im calling from jail because i kinda blown my neighbor in 10 million pieces after i gave him nitroglycerin saying it was liquid soap...  

[HaHaHarleen]

Rockefor

I told to not play with God.He doesnt play nice.

Im calling from jail because i kinda blown my neighbor in 10 million pieces after i gave him nitroglycerin saying it was liquid soap...

You should of said it was toothpaste

Im calling from jail because I told my neighbor that that cyanide was actually kool-aid  

[horny on main]

You should've got the lemon scented ones
im calling from jail because the police are at my house.  

[Windyful]

You shouldn't have killed a relative.


I'm callin from jail because I threw a rock at someone for saying that God Knows... sucks.  

[iRetaliate]

JEEZ! WHAT THE HELL? AT LEAST HE WASN'T LYING!!!

I'm calling you from jail because I accidentally blew up an elephant with dynamite...  

[asmindys]

I told you that old west infatuation wasn't legit.

I'm calling from jail because Target rearranged one of their stores, and I wasn't too happy about it.

 

[Ichido Aotsuki]

Was it really rearranged, or were you just a really, really drunk person in the sporting goods section.

I'm calling from jail because they found my experiments.  

[Woutan Kuunsuru]

I told you human-dolphin hybridation was a bad idea.

I am calling from jail because I used up all the toilet paper in the police station's restroom.  

[nggrs]

MY monkey stole my IRS notice gonk

 

[Windyful]

Wotan Manasal

I told you human-dolphin hybridation was a bad idea.

I am calling from jail because I used up all the toilet paper in the police station's restroom.

How many times do I have to tell you??? You only need part of the toilet paper roll not the whole roll!

I'm calling from jail because I bought a cake that was poisoned.