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 Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:58 pm
Remember, playing flame tag is highly dangerous and you can die.
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 1:18 am
Imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, but make sure you don't give an assassin a case of mistaken identity
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Posted: Tue Oct 09, 2012 8:55 pm
Don't take your guns to bed or you may never wake up again.
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Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:09 am
Remember, stripping naked for your prisoners may not be torture for them. They may actually enjoy the show.
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:40 pm
Necromancy and other dark arts might seem like cool fun, but seriously; nobody likes guys who practice that stuff
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:58 pm
When you take a gun to a battle, make sure it's loaded.
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:08 am
When you torture your victims, make sure it's torture to them.
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:40 am
make shure ones blade is as sharp as ther wits
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:17 am
When you're a walking talking skeleton, no amount of fancy-dress and gentleman chivalry will stop people running away from you
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:26 am
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:45 am
Remember, I have absolute power, so do not kill anything for any reason or you'll be tortured for all eternity.
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:41 pm
Sacrificing animals for dark power will get you on the bad side of PETA.
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 10:52 pm
Acting as the bad side of PETA is not conducive to a healthy social life
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:32 am
Don't go swimming, even if the situation is going swimmingly.
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:46 pm
You should always wear footwear when going camping with the troop, lot's of nasties on the ground out there
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