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 Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 4:59 pm
"Screw the rules! I have money!" Fiyah countered, raising his finger in the air as he prepared to make his Gurren Lagann Speech.
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:40 pm
Before Fiyah could say a word, the TV turned off. "I think that's enough of that for one night." Sean said holding a TV while sitting on a couch next to Fiyah. "Dude, did you remember to pay your half of the rent?" He asked turning his head to wacky zany goofball. "If you don't pay, we're gonna have to sell more of your porn collection. And Lord knows I knows I don't wanna let go of Milk and Honey: The Bonsai Special." Sean was of course talking about a particular hentai DVD that he treasured. "Mitsuru had such lovely breasts." emotion_kirakira Sean began to fondle the air in front of him with his hands.
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:47 pm
"Yeah we're good, I actually went ahead and bought the building with all the money I made from selling organs on the black market." Fiyah said cheerily and pulled out a pair of Pimp Hats and Pimp Cups. "Merry Christmas!" Fiyah said as he handed the gaudy items over to Sean and then dug around for the pitcher of purple Koolaid that was hiding somewhere.
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Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 11:49 pm
From out in the hall came the sound of a door opening and then shutting again. "Hey, guys, I'm back. You didn't trash the place while I was out, right?" Tayu called, stamping her feet on the doormat to rid her boots of excess snow and mud. "Whoo, it's cold out there!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:20 am
"No, and as a matter of fact we don't have to seel bits of my porn collection to pay rent, I own the building. Here's a Pimp Cup." Fiyah said, tossing another gaudy cup to Tayu.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:26 am
Tayu caught the cup and set it down almost immediately. "Lovely. Thank you very much," she said sarcastically.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 12:44 am
"There's food in the fridge if you're hungry." Fiyah called over to Tayu.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:03 am
"Oh, good. You didn't eat everything since I restocked it this morning!" she called back. She reached into the fridge and pulled out a starfruit. "Heh heh heh...Ninja star fruit!" she yelled, chucking the fruit at Fiyah like a shuriken.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:12 am
Fiyah ducked down to pick up a penny, the star-fruit attacking Sean in the face.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:55 am
Like an overpowered anime character, Sean caught the carambola that chucked at him without looking. The gain then squeezed the fruit over the mouth of the pimp cup that Fiyah had given him. The gaudy looking chalice like cup began to feel with the nectar of the fruit. "I'm surprised you able to throw this thing like an actual shuriken, Tayuya, what with it being uncut and all." Sean then took a sip from the pimp cup and relaxed in the couch.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 1:31 pm
Tayu chuckled and shrugged. "You've never seen me throw a spike ball, then. I use the same technique."
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 4:22 pm
"Oh yeah, that reminds me, we had to move the Spikeball Court outside to make room for the Monolith." Fiyah said, pointing to the window.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 5:25 pm
"Aw, c'mon man!" Tayu groaned. "Why couldn't you put the Monolith outside? If I practice with the spike ball outside, I'll get arrested on suspicion of terrorism or supervillainy!"
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 6:31 pm
"WHAT THE ******** IS A MONLITH!" Sean shouted as he picked up the couch and threw it out the window. "No seriously, what is a monolith. It sounds big...and Final Fantasy-ish." Sean asked as he was too lazy to use google and find out.
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Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2012 11:51 pm
"Not when it becomes an official sport, I still have the t-shirts and pinata for when it does." Fiyah said as the couch returned to its rightful spot on the floor and Sean was busy about to find out about 2001: A Space Odyssey. "A monolith is a mysterious, featureless slab of something that will raise your IQ points OVER 9000!" Fiyah screamed, going Super Saiyan then calming the hell down and dusting himself off. "If you want to see it in action watch 2001: A Space Odyssey." Fiyah said simply.
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