Wishing game

[bellpepper]

Granted, but you become extremely stupid and lazy and your grades drop from the lack of studying and hard work.

I wish I could lay around on a beach all day and do nothing but read...  

[raytray]

Granted, but you lose your eyesight in ten minutes.

I wish that I had perfect grades.  

[bellpepper]

Granted but they are so perfect you are considered to be an alien and the government comes and kidnaps you and performs experiments on your brain never allowing you to go home ever again...

I wish I had everything I ever wanted...  

[Trish the Stalker]

Granted, but because there is nothing left for you to want you die of boredom and disinterest.

I wish that the topless glitch could last forever.  

[bellpepper]

Granted but everyone on gaia is arrested for indecent exposure and are locked away for hundreds of years...

I wish for world peace...  

[raytray]

Granted, but the weapons makers run out of money from lack of jobs and this causes massive population decreases.

I wish that I had my school supplies.  

[bellpepper]

Granted but the school supplies are possesed by evil spirits and they instantly attack you when you get ready to use them...

I wish I owned even more manga >.<  

[Trish the Stalker]

Granted but it's all bad manga and there's too much to keep inside your house.

I wish I could travel back to the Victorian era.  

[[.Janay.]]

You do! But you rip a hole in the space time continum (I can't spell for crap) and the world gets sucked into a black hole.

I wish Johnny Depp would give me buttsecks...  

[bellpepper]

Granted but it's actually a dream and you realize that the cat was humping you and you are now tramutized

I wish for snow this christmas...  

[Saverio C.]

You get one flake of snow, merry christmas.

I wish I was god  

[bellpepper]

crying
Granted but everything you create goes wrong resulting in the end of mankind and the world and you are left alone with nothing in a universe filled with nothing...

I wish I knew how to play my guitar...  

[Saverio C.]

You learn to play it at the cost of your hands and feet

I wish I knew what type of girl I would like to marry  

[raytray]

Granted what you find out makes you turn to men in times of affection.

I wish that life was perfect.  

[bellpepper]

Granted where as life is so perfect you become horribly bored with the perfection of everything and everyone and you explode eek ...

I wish I didn't have to go to work...


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