-.- The Blame Game

[orreso]

because blue was gods only marker color when he finally made the sky.

why did my a** explode?  

[Alarias]

Because you put a large pregnant lady on it!!!

Why is there no more cheese?  

[orreso]

because the large pregnant lady ate it (see ^^)

why did I put a large pregnant lady on my a**?  

[Alarias]

Because you didn't put enough gas in your car!!!

Why is the store closed???  

[HarukoBrave]

scream Cause you closed it, remember?!

Why is everyone poking fun at the pope in kick the can, eh?

 

[ChaoticCatDemon]

Ares(c)

Because of the purple aliens that don't like him

Why are there ***** class="clear">

[orreso]

because the button was labeled 'improbability drive'

why did britney shave her head (not that I care, it was just the first thing that popped into my brain smile )  

[ChaoticCatDemon]

Because David Bowie told her to do so.
Howcome most people don't like the Beatles, but they like the Beach Boys?  

[orreso]

because the beach boys ate the beatles fans for breakfast

why did I get a sore throat?  

[ChaoticCatDemon]

orreso

because the beach boys ate the beatles fans for breakfast

why did I get a sore throat?

'CAUSE YOUR a** IS ON FIRE!

Why is my hair mult-colored?  

[Alarias]

Because two hair colors fell in love on your head!!

Why did I fall down?  

[Xanatos Forever]

Because your sense of balance went on vacation

Why is why why?  

[Alarias]

Because bubblicious was already taken!!

Why is it raining?  

[Large Inmate]

Because someone is crying.
Why is that said person crying?