Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[SoundlessMelody]

because he didnt want to walk home.

Why do we have cars?  

[unibrowgirl]

because we cant travel around on chickens

if ur dad's a dryer, and ur mom's a washing machine, how many pancakes can u fit in a doghouse?  

[Trish the Stalker]

7,982.73 if I did my math correctly...

How many pecks of pickled peppers does Peter Piper need to pick to go to jail?  

[pickle relish]

none.

Where's Waldo? mrgreen  

[Thaliat Everwood]

In my freezer.

Why do cats shed so much?  

[123456hi]

because they cut themselves too much while shaving.

If it takes 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop, then how many licks does it take to get to the center on the Earth?  

[Fuku Taichou]

Half a lick plus maybe a little digging.

Why do we have two hands?  

[umi505]

To create a diversity that people actually wouldn't complain about.

If people say "If you don't have anything nice to say then don't say anything at all", then why are we also still told to tell the truth?" =O  

[Kalstolyn]

Because the people who say that are secretly hoping to create a paradox that will cause the universe to implode.

What is the mean velocity of a coconut-carrying swallow?  

[Saverio C.]

Is it an African swallow or a European one?

Why do we keepquoteing that moive  

[Kalstolyn]

Because ducks have flat feet.

Whose bed have your boots been under?  

[pickle relish]

Everyone's. ^.^

Whose heart did you steal, I wonder?  

[Slim95]

This old guy's in a morgue.

If a penny saved is a penny earned, then why don't we all put twenty-five bucks in our piggybanks and watch our cash increase exponentially?...  

[Kalstolyn]

Because a stitch in time saves nine; that's more economical.

If train A leaves the station heading south at 100 km/h and train B leaves the station heading north at 60 km/h, how many pounds per square inch of pressure would the tires need to be inflated to in order to ensure a smooth ride?  

[whatagirl]

approximately pi
Why did the chicken call the duck instead of the hen?