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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:30 pm
teh sexiful nerdy [Tsukasa567] teh sexiful nerdy mhmmm :3 *shares steak* <3 *Eats it* On a side note, damn you to the deepest circle of hell MSN. stressed I knooooowwww Dx @frito: no. I borrowed them earlier though : D and *shares steak* *Huggles*
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:33 pm
[Tsukasa567] [Frito] Teh Dana OMG. xd
SOUTHERN GRANDMA
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair." rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl @Tsukasa: Cna I borrow your horns? =D ninja Never. xd b***h, I'm reporting you for harrassment! surprised @TSN: You can't speak for him!! D:
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:44 pm
[Frito] [Tsukasa567] [Frito] Teh Dana OMG. xd
SOUTHERN GRANDMA
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."
The defense attorney almost died. The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair." rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl @Tsukasa: Cna I borrow your horns? =D ninja Never. xd b***h, I'm reporting you for harrassment! surprised @TSN: You can't speak for him!! D: I just got done reporting him, I feel much better now... ninja And sure she can, sometimes... xd
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:45 pm
Can I borrow your p***s? surprised
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:46 pm
Goddess Ace Can I borrow your p***s? surprised It all depends on what TSN says xD
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:49 pm
[Frito] Goddess Ace Can I borrow your p***s? surprised It all depends on what TSN says xD and I says no, thats mine D< @willums: <3
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:50 pm
teh sexiful nerdy [Frito] Goddess Ace Can I borrow your p***s? surprised It all depends on what TSN says xD and I says no, thats mine D< @willums: <3 She's being selfish D: Share the demonic hunk scream <3
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:52 pm
teh sexiful nerdy [Frito] Goddess Ace Can I borrow your p***s? surprised It all depends on what TSN says xD and I says no, thats mine D< @willums: <3 Yesh it is. xd <3
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:55 pm
[Tsukasa567] teh sexiful nerdy [Frito] Goddess Ace Can I borrow your p***s? surprised It all depends on what TSN says xD and I says no, thats mine D< @willums: <3 Yesh it is. xd <3 <333 @frito: nuuu I share with Ace maybe... if she gives me some lovin' too. but no share with you : P not even the sexeh photos x3
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:56 pm
teh sexiful nerdy [Tsukasa567] teh sexiful nerdy [Frito] Goddess Ace Can I borrow your p***s? surprised It all depends on what TSN says xD and I says no, thats mine D< @willums: <3 Yesh it is. xd <3 <333 @frito: nuuu I share with Ace maybe... if she gives me some lovin' too. but no share with you : P not even the sexeh photos x3 >_> Who have you actually showed those to? blaugh <333
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:56 pm
teh sexiful nerdy [Tsukasa567] teh sexiful nerdy [Frito] Goddess Ace Can I borrow your p***s? surprised It all depends on what TSN says xD and I says no, thats mine D< @willums: <3 Yesh it is. xd <3 <333 @frito: nuuu I share with Ace maybe... if she gives me some lovin' too. but no share with you : P not even the sexeh photos x3 I bet there's more than just that one photo you were telling me about D:
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:57 pm
[Frito] teh sexiful nerdy [Tsukasa567] teh sexiful nerdy [Frito] Goddess Ace Can I borrow your p***s? surprised It all depends on what TSN says xD and I says no, thats mine D< @willums: <3 Yesh it is. xd <3 <333 @frito: nuuu I share with Ace maybe... if she gives me some lovin' too. but no share with you : P not even the sexeh photos x3 I bet there's more than just that one photo you were telling me about D: Which one was that?
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 2:59 pm
[Tsukasa567] [Frito] teh sexiful nerdy [Tsukasa567] teh sexiful nerdy and I says no, thats mine D< @willums: <3 Yesh it is. xd <3 <333 @frito: nuuu I share with Ace maybe... if she gives me some lovin' too. but no share with you : P not even the sexeh photos x3 I bet there's more than just that one photo you were telling me about D: Which one was that? Something about you shirtless, if I remember xD -swoon- <3
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:00 pm
[Frito] [Tsukasa567] [Frito] teh sexiful nerdy [Tsukasa567] teh sexiful nerdy and I says no, thats mine D< @willums: <3 Yesh it is. xd <3 <333 @frito: nuuu I share with Ace maybe... if she gives me some lovin' too. but no share with you : P not even the sexeh photos x3 I bet there's more than just that one photo you were telling me about D: Which one was that? Something about you shirtless, if I remember xD -swoon- <3 Probably the "angry pic" then. xd
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 3:02 pm
[Frito] [Tsukasa567] [Frito] teh sexiful nerdy [Tsukasa567] teh sexiful nerdy and I says no, thats mine D< @willums: <3 Yesh it is. xd <3 <333 @frito: nuuu I share with Ace maybe... if she gives me some lovin' too. but no share with you : P not even the sexeh photos x3 I bet there's more than just that one photo you were telling me about D: Which one was that? Something about you shirtless, if I remember xD -swoon- <3 thats what they all are ninja @will: only hailey and spike :3 and yes that one <3 *swoons* pretty accent will has too ;;>.>
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