Vending machine

[The White Lily]

Zera Stardust

You get cheese_whine

*Inserts Corn*

You get extra fizzy soda, that fills you up as much as you want it too, and lasts forever.

*inserts coin*  

[Zera Stardust]

You get... a finger!? eek

*inserts feather*  

[Heart Cloaker]

You get bird flu and die a horrible and painful death.

*Inserts a slytherin.*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get arrested

*inserts coin of monetary value*  

[Zera Stardust]

*The vending machine explodes in your face*

*Inserts silly putty into a new vending machine*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get your a** kicked by a pissed off janitor because he now has to clean out the gunk you jammed into the coin slot.


*inserts Monopoly money*  

[Cerebral Perception]

You get Monopoly money that's on fire.

*inserts an elephant*  

[Zera Stardust]

You get a taco.

*inserts the color blue*  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

You get a month in rehab.

*Inserts something vaguely coin-shaped*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get a prostate exam.


*inserts coin*  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

You get a squib load.

*Inserts coin*  

[Zera Stardust]

You get SQAIDS!

*Inserts Ray William Johnson*

(This post doesn't make sense unless you wach Equals Three)  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get Fred Figglehorn.


*inserts Chris Crocker's corpse*  

[Tichelle]

You get Fred Fredburger

*inserts monkey*  

[Slime_Husband]

you get a BMW Roadster

-inserts coin-