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[God-The-RapistV2.0]

Jaft

Native? How much Native? A pure?

3/4 native.  

[Jafthasleftthebuilding]

Wooooow. That's a darn high percentage and an unlucky roll with the appearance dice.

XD  

[God-The-RapistV2.0]

Not really Mohegans are pretty light skinned to begin with. Toss in a little white and the whole bloodline is hosed.  

[AlcoholicPancake]

3/4? Start a casino and get rich!

Actually though, I think in Michigan, 3/4 is enough to get money from the government... I'm not sure though.  

[God-The-RapistV2.0]

Money you say?  

[AlcoholicPancake]

Yeah, if you're a high enough percentage of Native American or something, you can collect money from the government... Kind like reperations for all the reservations we white folk put you on and the small pox we gave you, oe something like that.

I dunno though, because I'm white and 50% Irish and 50% b*****d  

[Arcanas]

I'm sure they're going to do blood testing to be sure...there's no way they'd take anyone's word for it.  

[God-The-RapistV2.0]

That's one test I'd pass with flying colors. Colors of Red. Cause it's blood.  

[AlcoholicPancake]

Yeah, they require proof, or else tons of greedy ******** would be lying about their heritage just to get money.  

[Arcanas]

the only reason blood is red is due to the red blood cells...if it weren't for those, the color would be yellow, which is what color the plasma the blood cells float around in is.  

[God-The-RapistV2.0]

Plasma is clear Arc.

Platelets are yellow.  

[Arcanas]

says the cook  

[God-The-RapistV2.0]

Says the cook who had a microbiologist as a boss for a year.  

[AlcoholicPancake]

Nu uh! I bleed gold, but then again, that's just because I was awarded god-like status from the mighty King Caboozle and I'm more special and valuable than all of you 8D

I wouldn't be able to take a blood test to prove it what I was if I was eligible though... You need a vacuum to get my blood out, and it's so damn thick and filled with platelets that I literally start scabbing up around the needle while it's in my arm... Not a FULL scab mind you, but it starts getting that weird good around it from the platelets coagulating there, and will start hardening slightly. When I get blood tests they have to move the needle around while it's still in my arm, or wiggle it a bit so it doesn't start healing too fast... Very uncomfortable, if I may say so.  

[God-The-RapistV2.0]

So you have Thrombophilia Pancake?