Why did you divorce the aay?

[BrokenEmpennage]

Because she knew from the start that I like to be asked for things rather than just give things cause I cant read minds and I`m always worried that I give too much or too little of something with out having a previously stated amount to go by (sorry that does sound a little weird but I was trying to expand on your expansion of my other post)  

[Tera Windstar]

they counted their change all night  

[PatBenatar1]

Because she would always just twitch her ears and flap her wings in order to look cute to get out of fights.  

[TxTiNK]

Because she was just getting out of a relationship with someone who could twitch her ears... I didn't feel I could ever measure up to that!!

@ Broken: It's okay... it's all good...lol

 

[PatBenatar1]

Because she loved her plants more then she loved me!  

[TxTiNK]

Never!! The heck you say...
because she thought I loved the garden more than her company!

 

[PatBenatar1]

Because she divorced me for divorcing her!  

[TxTiNK]

Because divorces were free that day... we'll get remarried tomorrow... then we can have two anniversaries!!

 

[Ainar Vladimir Fett]

Because she always wants new jewels for her jewellery collection.  

[PatBenatar1]

Because his tiki head scared me, not to mention he couldn't chance his expression so I couldn't tell what kind of mood me was in.

TxTINK

rofl two anniversaries! AWESOME!  

[PeachPunk]

Because I found out she had another spouse I didn't know about.  

[PatBenatar1]

Because she was the queen of the moon and I couldn't handle living on the moon.  

[TxTiNK]

Because she doesn't bring me flowers or sing♪ me love songs anymore...

 

[PatBenatar1]

Because she wouldn't share her big comfy pillow.  

[TxTiNK]

Because she knew from the start there were certain things I could not share... she said she understood... now she wants to be mad about it all of the time.