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 Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:26 pm
unfortunately it rusted through quickly and an assassins blade went right through it
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Posted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 12:57 pm
(I'm not the one wearing armor!)
Fortunately, you just got a job promotion.
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:13 pm
Unfortunately it involves moving into a hut made out of clay and grass on a third world country with no indoor plumbing.
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Posted: Sat Dec 12, 2009 8:46 pm
Fortunately, the natives are all incredibly attractive.
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:50 pm
unfortunately they are all gay.
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:33 pm
Fortunately you are all of the same gender ^_^
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Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:34 pm
Unfortunately, you were forced to marry me by my father.
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 3:04 pm
Fortunately; it wasn't such a bad arrangement after all
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Posted: Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:22 pm
Unfortunately, you are abused daily.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:46 am
Fortunately, it's funny to watch.
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Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2009 6:12 pm
Unfortunately, the joke gets old very quickly.
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Posted: Sat Dec 19, 2009 12:01 am
Fortunately, nobody really cares.
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:11 pm
Unfortunately, there was someone being beaten to death because of ignorance.
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:21 pm
Fortunately; that kind of abuse is illegal and you managed to swing a fair payout in the resulting divorce action
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Posted: Sun Dec 20, 2009 5:37 pm
Unfortunately, there was an argument over who had custody of the children that had not been resolved yet.
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