Corrupt-A-Wish

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Erverain

Granted, but now the world is run by a bunch of idiots.

....Hang on a sec...

I wish that Hamlet XIII wasn't such a downer.

eek eek eek

....I think I'll let someone else corrupt this wish neutral  

[Chemmon]

granted, but now he is soo happy he annoys every one by consistantely reminding them of his joy.

i wish i could be a ninja.
ninja ninja ninja  

[Dawna Celeste]

Granted, but you are attacked by pirates.

I wish I wasn't still jet-lagged.
4laugh 4laugh 4laugh  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, your jet lag happily ends when a white car runs you over biggrin biggrin xd xd biggrin biggrin

And by the way biggrin IM SO HAPPY biggrin BE HAPPY WITH ME biggrin AND YOU CAN THANK SHIKAMARU364 biggrin biggrin biggrin

I wish I could return back to normal smile biggrin xd  

[invisible-weirdo]

Granted, but there's really no such thing as normal so now you just cease to exist ^.^

I wish my life wasn't boring and just full of study-studying >.>  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted- you get thrown into the middle of a war and get killed three minutes later

Greetings, I am Hamlet XIII Mark II (see previous post)

I wish I had all the seasons of "Whose Line is it Anyway"  

[Chemmon]

granted, but they were all scratched during delivery.

i wish i had an ancient katana.
ninja  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but it's really old (1 million years old in fact) and was damaged beyond repair when it was used to scratch my "whose line" discs

I wish I had the fastest internet connection on all the computers I have got and will have  

[Mugen Nagrom]

Granted(ooh I'ma ghost!) but now you get sucked into internet with a fat guy forever.

I wish for an undo of my time control wish  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

granted, but since you already screwed up the time/space continuom, you return to a world completely destroyed

I wish for a fully functional PS3 with five fully functional games  

[Chemmon]

granted, but it was a STOLEN ps3. the feds track you down and your put under arrest.

i wish my friend didn't have insomnia. sad
ninja  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

granted, he goes into a permanant sleep and can't wake p for 101 years

I wish I had 1000000000000000000 gold on Gaia  

[Mugen Nagrom]

Granted but you can only spend 1 G at a time

I wish for really comfortable shoes in black.  

[Black Cat Hamlet]

Granted, but it's laced with spider venom which kills you within 5 minutes of putting the shoes on

I wish I knew the truth about the Bloody Mary legend  

[PendragonX9]

granted but then they come and kill you for knowing to much

i wish the sky were red