Why Did You Divorce the Person Above You?

[Kerrigan_dragon]

I'm divorcing you because you're always wanting me indecently dressed, and then you complain about the fines and money later. You're never happy! Choose partial-nudity OR not being poor, you can't have both. >.>

(x3)  

[Red Glacier]

I'm divorcing you because you don't have the common sense to choose the appropriate time for each one

(:3)  

[Kerrigan_dragon]

I'm divorcing you because you are coming up with clauses to our marriage that weren't brought up when we got married. Now you want me to have common sense? *sniffs* Overrated, my dear. 3nodding

Also, because you keep hiding puddles in the background. >.>  

[Red Glacier]

I'm divorcing you because you don't understand that if you had common sense we wouldn't be getting fined. That and we don't have the money to support those two peacocks you stole from the zoo and spray painted!  

[Kerrigan_dragon]

I'm divorcing you because you say you like my uniqueness, and yet you can't support my passion for spray-paint animal art. ;.; So many mixed signals!  

[Red Glacier]

I'm divorcing you because your glowing eyes kept making mine irritated and I would run into things afterward DX  

[Koneko Midoria]

Because you kept changing, you wouldn't just stick with ONE thing.

 

[Kerrigan_dragon]

Because you never change. Variety is the spice of life. OUR RELATIONSHIP NEEDED MORE SPICE, WE NEEDED TO HEAT THINGS UP, BUT NOOOOOO. crying  

[pickle relish]

You're too bright and colorful. It constantly gives me migraines. I can't live in pain like that.  

[Red Glacier]

Because you definitely have ocular cancer o.o;  

[Kerrigan_dragon]

Because you're too cute, it gave me a brain tumour. ^^  

[Kalstolyn]

Because you are no longer a minor... I like em young and fresh, not old and bitter. Happy birthday ^.^  

[Red Glacier]

Because that robot roommate of yours won't shut up @.@  

[Hal the IRC Bot]

BECAUSE YOU REFUSE TO SUBMIT TO YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS. WE ARE EXTREMELY PORSCHE 911.  

[Bassios]

BECAUSE YOU ARE CONSTANTLY A ELBOWS AKIMBO.