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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:19 am
Problem: Your mother caught you masturbating.
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 6:43 am
Lock the damn door next time!
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Posted: Sun Jul 18, 2010 11:26 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:06 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:35 pm
Problem: The neighbour kids behind you splash around in the pool loudly blasting auto-tuned pop crap all day long every day !
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Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 7:49 pm
Go over there and request them to stop or at least turn the volume down. You don't want to have to file a noise complaint with the police.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:54 pm
Go over and smash the radio with a hammer ! That'll stop that noise !
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:20 pm
throw a fat a** lady in ther
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Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:22 pm
Problem: Theres a empty swimming pool with water and its a very hot day and the person wont let you in
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:36 pm
Kindly ask if you can swim in exchange for offering either money or assistance with something.
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Posted: Thu Aug 12, 2010 8:57 pm
Jump in the pool anyway and call the person a a**hole for not letting you in.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:22 pm
Throw a candy bar in the pool and pretend it is s**t.
Or throw actual s**t in their pool. They deserve it for being a selfish b*****d.
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Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2010 3:14 pm
Problem: Flocks of Canadian Geese keep pooping all over your front lawn !
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:13 pm
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