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 Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 1:31 am
Be sure to clean your gun regularly and change your boots often. Infected blisters suck.
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Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 11:06 pm
Flaunting your money like that is just asking for people to rob you.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:26 pm
These are my words of wisdom to you Words of Wisdom Flaunting your money like that is just asking for people to rob you. There will always be someone who is better then you. and if not, they are right on your heels waiting to take your place. the first one should sound familiar.
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Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 11:16 pm
You should really get that skin thing checked out.
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Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:13 am
Rules of a gunfight;
1: Bring a gun, preferably bring at least two guns
2: Brig all your friends who have guns (Hint hint)
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:12 pm
Only a fool trusts his life to a weapon
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 2:59 pm
Commanding intergalatic armadas can actually be a lot more difficult then you may suspect. Be careful.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 3:10 pm
No matter how much it may hurt your pride, sometimes you just have to step back and let scantily-clad robo-girls save the day
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:13 pm
Even if you do find away to get around methods of security, people will still sue you for invasion of privacy.
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Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2012 11:34 pm
The bigger you are
The harder you'll fall
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 3:49 pm
When you see a large target reticle appear on the ground where you're standing; MOVE!
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:01 pm
No matter how big your bow is, that spear won't work in it.
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Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:09 pm
Be sure to treat any wounds caused by burning buildings. Infections are no fun.
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Posted: Tue Dec 11, 2012 7:48 pm
When breaking out twirly whirly attack sequences, keep in mind just how high your hemline actually is
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Posted: Wed Dec 12, 2012 9:09 am
Running blindly into battle doesn't make you heroic. It just makes you stupid.
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