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 Posted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 5:12 pm
Granted, but someone steals all your gold so you cant buy it.
I wish I had a button that, when pressed, would make all other buttons explode.
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Posted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 6:34 pm
Granted, but when you press it, it blows up as well. Destroying all your fingers on that hand....now your friends have to open ketchup bottles for you...
I wish I had a old 69 Camaro Z28
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:29 pm
Granted but it breaks down on a lonely isolated road at 4am and you have to walk five miles through the dark woods in the pouring rain!
I wish I owned my own record label
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 9:54 pm
Granted, but a scandal rocks your company and you go bankrupt.
I wish I owned the golden gate bridge.
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:45 am
YES I've heard of it!!! I LOVE THIS GAME! I'm the master of Evil Genieness twisted
Granted, it's free now since it somehow collapsed and we melted and crumpled all the material to worthless junk. Enjoy!
I wish my hair grew to touch my shoulder blades
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 10:53 am
*poof* Your wish comes true... Kind of.
You grow a quasimodo style hunch back, making your hair touch your shoulders! whee
I wish i had boobies!!!! hahahahahahahahahaha
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 1:07 pm
Granted! They grow from the soles of your feet. Not only are they thickly calloused and disgusting, but each step you take is one of immense pain.
I wish I could have unlimmited access to precious metals and gems to make jewelry from.
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 6:06 pm
Granted, but others gain unlimited access too, the market is flooded with jewelry, deflation occurs, and coal becomes the new ‘in’ fashion statement.
I wish I had your security blanket.
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:25 pm
your security blanket gets stapled to your face by your best friend's dog
i wish for some pancakes
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Posted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 7:52 pm
Granted. Old pancakes that have been thrown out that are days, weeks, or even months old, appear at your feet. Enjoy the slimy toppings!
I wish I had more time to get things done.
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 6:23 pm
Granted, but you waste that time getting chased by wolves.
I wish they would add more emoticons.
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Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2006 8:34 pm
Then all the emoticons disappeared in the black abyss of Toms heart (tom from myspace)
I wish i was a Tanalie Lama ^_^
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 8:53 am
Granted, but as I have no idea what that is, I accidently turn you into mashed potatoes and you get eaten by a fat german couple.
I wish that nobody is offended by my above comment.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:05 pm
Granted, but you find it insulting that no one took offence.
I wish I had the demonic pitchfork.
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 2:21 pm
Granted, someone stabs you to death and leaves you impald on it.
I wish someone would explain this hw assignment to me (so I can understand it.)
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