-.- The Blame Game

[silver_swordsman]

cause they're choppin' onions

where's waldo?  

[Alarias]

Shram kidnapped him and took him to London gonk

Why is there a man in my closet?  

[Large Inmate]

Because he's a monster from monsters inc come to get laughs. xp

Why did I have to get up so early on a saterday?  

[~Stir of echoes~]

Because you wanted to go shopping mrgreen

Why do the monsters hide under my bed?  

[Arcanas]

becuase Jaft put them there

Why am I almost naked?  

[Muffin Manic]

because the moon is purple!

why is my username MuffinChick54 if I don't like muffins!?  

[Large Inmate]

It's an inside joke that you weren't let in on...

Why doesn't my upstairs computer have sound?  

[silver_swordsman]

because your upstairs computer got larengitus from you, SHAME!!!

what's a cyborg pancake?  

[Alarias]

Something that the man in the moon made to terrorize young boys and girls into eating waffles.

Why is there no rum?  

[Hiei the Epic]

Alarias

Something that the man in the moon made to terrorize young boys and girls into eating waffles.

Why is there no rum?

i used it to drown my last victim. *lies, he really got drunk off of it, but wants to look cool*

where did my boot go?  

[Alarias]

Your last victim hid it from you before dying as their last bit of revenge against you...for shame Sorrow... cry

Where is my body spray?  

[Hiei the Epic]

i used it all in attempts to impress boys. *fans it toward you with a hand* don't i smell pretty?

what precisely is this for? ---> wahmbulance  

[Alarias]

People use that to alert others when someone is being a big whiney baby...and it's all your fault...

Who stole my chips?  

[shadowrune]

Onyx did because she knows you'll never find her.

Where is my wallet?  

[Essence of Crayon]

MrJimmy .... did things to it.. >.>

Why did the meaning of life have to be 42?