Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game

[penned ignorance]

Because the chicken was still busy crossing the road

But really... why did the chicken decide last minute not to cross the road?  

[umi505]

Because he was too chicken (Oh my god, I crack myself up!! rofl . . .no >>)

They say life is too long and too short . . .but what sized box are they trying to fit life into?  

[whatagirl]

The Bubble
Why did a thunderbolt get sent through Mr. Rotten's head?  

[umi505]

Because he was the conductor (Oh man! I'm on a roll! xD . . once again . . .no >>)

Why is it that you can say to someone "you're eating beef" and they act normal. But when you say "You're eating cow" They freak out?  

[pickle relish]

Because cow is the name of their brother.

Why am I so pissed off?  

[Saverio C.]

You were pissed on once?

Why do people think they can outsmart me?  

[pickle relish]

(Haha Sav.)
Because they can.

Why is it so cold right now?  

[Xanatos Forever]

Because you're standing in a bowl of ice...
Why is that everywhere I go, there's always something to remind me of another place in time?

( sweatdrop Yeah, just ripped that from the Geico commercial xd )  

[That_one_hippi_guy]

Becuase your walking in circles to much.
Why do bombs explode  

[Seraphic Cadaver]

because they feel like it.

Why does MCR suck?  

[shadowrune]

Because it hates you.

What is the meaning of life?  

[Never Meant To Be]

To give life a meaning.

Why can't dogs sweat?  

[Seraphic Cadaver]

Because they're lazy.

Am i going to get a sensible answer?  

[Fuku Taichou]

Oh, yes, I'll have some tea please. (In other words, no. xd )

How does quicksand work?  

[Not-A-Google]

It works very well, thank you.

What's a who?