rave nights; Our very own RP thread! See 2nd post!

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

*lands in thread*

*sigh* Just like Cheerleader. crying Well, I'd better get this can and crush it.

*looks around*

Um, there are hundreds of cans, and none of them are moving.

CRAP! gonk  

[Soultrain]

*yelling through door*

It must be paralyzed with fear! Now is your chance! CRUSH 'EM ALL!  

[StuffGal]

*also yelling through door* Yeah, don't worry, What's Her Face! Just imagine all the Mountain Dew cans in there wearing nothing but their underwear!  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

*Weirded out!*  

[Soultrain]

*also weirded out*

That gives me the mental image of a black and white photograph showing a can of Mt.Dew wearing a thong with a bulge in it. eek

jibbliejibbliejibbliejibblie  

[Sprazzo]

let's send in a wave a babies. That'll show those naked cans! eek Wait naked cans! eeeewwwww. *shivers with the hibblyjibblies*  

[Soultrain]

YES! A wave of babies! Why didn't I think of that?  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Wait! I don't think this is a good idea!

*gets crushed by a wave of babies*

BABY'D!!

OW! Not again!  

[Soultrain]

What's Her Face? Can you hear me? Did that can get crushed?

You know you're gonna be responsible for changing all those diapers.....right?  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

crying  

[Soultrain]

And thus ended the peril of the living can of Mountain Dew. Not even it's caffinated mutant powers could not save it from the crushing power of a wave of babies. With the rave thread safe, all of Strongbadia could return and party in safety. Or could they? After all the babies had their diapers changed, all the crushed cans were recycled, and Trogdor put to bed, those who were there could not shake the notion that, if it happened once, could it happen again? And what if next time, instead of a can of normal Dew, it's a can of Code Red, or Live Wire, or even Diet? eek

Like sands through the hourglass, these are the Dews of our lives.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

stare

If you say 'Let's go look SO GOOD!', I'm leaving.  

[Soultrain]

Let's get ready to look SO DOMO!!!!!! domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun domokun

How about we just party?!

*dances*

whee Whee!

*suddenly, door to rave thread get kicked open and the Cheat Commandoes come through*

GUNHAVER: What the crap?! What are you people doing having a crazy prom when Blue Laser is out controlling crabs with a secret radar gun?! We need to commandeer this location to set up a forward command post. Cheat Commandoes! Clear this room out!

*rest of Cheat Commandoes begin forcing everyone out*

Hey! Hey! Hey! As a member of the Strongbadia crew, I can't allow this! Let me see your paperwork!

CRACKOTAGE: You may be on this guild's crew, but I'm gonna throw you out too! He He Ha Ha Hoo Hoo!

*tosses Soultrain out and slams door*

Crap.  

[Whats..Her..Face!!]

Hey! What happened to all the babies? My hands got ARTHRITIS'D from changing all them diapers.  

[StuffGal]

The babies? Well, er- hey, what's that? *looks out window*

eek !

Outside the window...

Baby 1: We must continue with the plan!

Baby 2: But we must return to the mother ship! It's our last hope of finding the right supplies!

Baby 1: And where is the mother ship? It crashes here and then who knows what happened to it!

Baby 3: If I may cut in... I think I found a new source...

*leans back against the wall and slowly slides down into the fetal position* Am I hallucinating? eek crying