The "You Are Banned" Game

[Ayame-Yuura]

I ban you because I'm EVIL  

[Garynook]

I ban you because I am wearing three hats, your argument is invalid.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

You're banned for wearing red and blue...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for impersonating a demi-god.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

you're banned for using a machete instead of a scalpel during surgeries... ninja  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for impersonating a vetrenarian.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

You're banned for thinking I'm impersonating a veterinarian. ninja  

[Garynook]

I ban you for impersonating a person impersonating a veterinarian instead then.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

You're banned for thinking I'm impersonating a person impersonating a veterinarian when in fact I'm not.
(I'm trying to be a doctor for crying out loud.) ninja  

[GoldenFraggle]

I ban you for thinking you're too important a doctor to tend to that poor sick My Little Pony behind you !  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I ban you for stuffing haggis with poisonous mushrooms and selling it.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Um, I ban you for trying to give me a bouquet of poisoned red roses..?  

[applesauce600]

I ban you for not having enough chefs making walnuts.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I ban you for wearing your Halloween costume out of season.