what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Princess Zelda21]

*gasps* Good heavens, what are you doing in my bed?  

[Bubbly Plain Jane]

Hello there? Er.... where is my underwear?... and why does it smell like vodka in here?  

[KBiT]

Vodka? Are you old enough to be drinking that *scans skeptically*  

[Princess Zelda21]

*gasps* Wh-what happened?  

[Cerebral Perception]

Vodka? You mean the tasteless, scentless, colorless alcoholic beverage? She most likely mean tequila.  

[KBiT]

Your knowledge on this subject vexes me Jaxcam *scans skeptically*  

[Cerebral Perception]

Don't doubt the person that knows.... doubt.... who the ******** came up with the pronunciation for doubt?! Did they not notice a ********' B in the middle?!?! Probably the same person that came up with the pronunciations for bologna and colonel!!  

[KBiT]

*Sounds alarm*
Warning: Subject change detected!  

[Cerebral Perception]

Aren't you annoyed by this too?!  

[KBiT]

Yeah; sort of
Could you get your fully grown tiger and its cub to scoot over so I can get some more room please  

[Cerebral Perception]

Room for what?  

[Marissa on My Mind]

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HOLY CRAP THERE'S TIGERS IN THE BED!

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[applesauce600]

Cup cakes? Oh man, I don't know if this is better than the time I woke up married to Britney Spears, but it is goooooooooodkie crisps.  

[KBiT]

That gold your Rock Puppy is spraying better not stain the bed  

[Cerebral Perception]

Kibbles, get off my floor.