Why did you divorce the aay?

[PatBenatar1]

because she didn't appriciate my ability to sing in my sleep lol  

[Daypaw]

Because she took all of my puppies and kitties ; m;  

[PatBenatar1]

because she didn't want me to have her puppies and kitties.  

[CutieDolly_Mint]

Because she kept on singing  

[Tera Windstar]

Because she so super cutie, that I can't say NO when she asks for some thing cutie. Now I'm broke so I can't make her happy. sad  

[PatBenatar1]

Because she kept buying things for someone else.  

[x_tiffany101]

Because she never polished my shoes.  

[missRubbleTrouser]

Because She didnt like The way I decorated our house  

[PatBenatar1]

because she spent all my money on fancy dresses.  

[Fool the Gander]

'Cause I thought she loved her pets more than she loved me. ; w;  

[PatBenatar1]

Because she didn't love my pets as much as I did.  

[Yishai Mordecai]

Because her cat and two dogs disrupted my dragon hunting attempts by giving away my position with their meowing and barking.  

[Ainar Vladimir Fett]

Because he set the house on fire with his neverending cooking experiments.  

[Fool the Gander]

Because I found out he has been living a double life with another wife and kid.  

[leeleecalgirl]

because i found out that I am not a lesbian xD