corrupt a wish

[SixxFixx]

Granted but because you're so good you blow up every DDR game when you play it. (OMG!!!! Great times involving people who are gods at that game)

I wish I had something to do.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted your picking up dog poo for no pay.

i wish i could have the grim reapers scyth.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but since you don't know how to use it you create a black hole and it's so close to earth and so powerful that it sucks everything in a thus you make the universe disappear.

I wish that I'd get a phone call.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

(you do not know the physics of a black hole do you?)

granted it from your evil clone bent on enslaving you and then reinvent your image as a girly girl while you forced into a prision cell and watch this horror.

I wish i had a working printer.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but it's evil and constantly runs out of ink that you can never find.
(I never really bothered with it but it sounded good at the moment)

I wish that a cheerleader would fall tomorrow.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but because the school founded out that it was your fault they force you to be a cheerleader until the old one gets back to good health which will not be until the end of your high school.

I wish i had a plushy of my avatar.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but someone rips her head off.
(I'd tell them flat out that they can bite me and find someone else. I might be tiny but dammit they wouldn't want a pierced freak on the cheerleading squad)

I wish I weren't hungry.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

(you be suprizes that the cheerleader at my school are goth's. not suprizingly my school rarely wins games. you got to love the irony)

granted but now you never know when your hungry so few months later you die of starvation.

I wish boys nose realy did bleed when they are turned on.  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you're constantly covered in nosebleed blood lol

I wish that I could sleep well tonight  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but you can never sleep again.

i wish this world mix with all the popular animes besides dragonball z.  

[SixxFixx]

granted but you're now surrounded by mary sues and gary stus

I wish that I could make up my mind about what I want.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

franted but you make a wrong choice and though a series of events you became a airheaded fasion model.

I wish i had the ability to ban people and no one can stop me.  

[Pepita3]

Granted but you become mad with power that the people that you banned come to kill you in your sleep twisted

I wish i knew what boys thought cry  

[disliker of the mary sue]

grantec but it will not matter since you can only hear the thoughts of boy cats.

i wish all the supermodels suddenly got fat and can never lose the weight.  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

Granted, but there's a glitch that makes them turn tiny and extremely sticky (I trust you've played/know about Katamari Damacy for this next joke) and start to roll around the planet, picking up tacks and paperclips, and eventually, an especially large one rolled over your house, so now you, your family, and everything you own has been stuck to the side of this supermodel, who is, unfortunately, Paris Hilton. So now you must deal with her constant cell phone calls for all eternity.

I wish I could draw Irkens correctly.