The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[upxfromxbelow]

Unfortunately part of their acid drool is an airborne spore which humans inhale while laughing at said hairless cats.  

[StarGoddessSiren]

fortunately, wearing a medical mask prevents them from breathing in the deadly spores.  

[upxfromxbelow]

Unfortunately the medical supply warehouses are all out of medical masks.  

[eleanne]

Fortunately any article of clothing can be used in place of a medical mask, to the same effect.  

[upxfromxbelow]

Unfortunately the airborne spore had a knack for fashion and so would pass through anything less than 100 count Egyptian silk.  

[StarGoddessSiren]

fortunately, we just came into a large supply of 100 count Egyptian silk.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Those who fear the darkness

Unfortunately, it is giving everyone some sort of allergic reaction.

Have never seen what the light can do

 

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately there's a creme for it.  

[borderlinebrutality]

unfortunately, this creme is very expensive.  

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately due to the mass epidemic they're all on sale via a government order!  

[StarGoddessSiren]

Unfortunately, the government lies and the creme is really face paint!  

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately the hilarity of everyone walking around in face paint turns the cats good and they decide to join our side!  

[Crimsonhellite]

Unfortunately I fed them crack laced cat-n**! twisted  

[StarGoddessSiren]

Fortunately, the crack laced catnip turns their acidic saliva normal.  

[Crimsonhellite]

Unfortunately they started stealing hard drives LOL