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[Celestial Burden]

Most beer tastes horrible to me.  

[Sanzoskitsune]

GAH! *goes down and hands Slim a brownie* My grandpa was an alcoholic... still kind of is in a way, and I was raised by him and my grandma. I don't clearly remember things but apparently he was a violent drunk for one. I'm sure I probably saw a lot of that. I remember more clearly when I got older and moved here to Sac and what the alcoholism did to him... I just have all that etched in my brain and it really affected me. Part of his brain sort of shut down for a while it was scary.  

[Sanzoskitsune]

Celestial Burden

Most beer tastes horrible to me.

I've heard beer tastes gross... that's why I'm ordering a margarita or daiquiri  

[Slim95]

I actually never intend to drink more than a beer or something on my 21st birthday. I have an intense fear of impared intelligence (ever since I took a pain-killer at the age of ten and started babbling like an idiot.....you know.....saying ridiculous stuff like "I can feel my hair growing" and "I'm not mean! I give hugs!").  

[Celestial Burden]

I want a screwdriver! Some beer is okay. I've had some.  

[Sanzoskitsune]

....LOL sorry Slim but if I heard anyone say stuff like that I'd probably laugh my a** off then start videotaping so I could use it for blackmail later  

[Slim95]

*gorges herself on brownies* So very....disgustingly....delicious.....*gobbles more*  

[Sanzoskitsune]

I've actually had wine and champagne before... I gagged and started coughing, my uncle started laughing at me for it  

[Celestial Burden]

Champagne is too sweet. Wine is okay. Wine coolers are GOOD.  

[Sanzoskitsune]

Meh my friends have already labeled me the lifetime designated driver which I think is funny but works out pretty damn well  

[Celestial Burden]

My friends and I are going to be screwed. We're going to have to walk everywhere. You know the store Hot Topic?  

[Slim95]

Sanzoskitsune

....LOL sorry Slim but if I heard anyone say stuff like that I'd probably laugh my a** off then start videotaping so I could use it for blackmail later

Those were my exact words too, and now their embedded into the brains of all the witnesses (a nurse, a doctor, my mom, my brother, my sister, my dad, and my best friend). I also said, "Woa....it feels like I'm floating!", "Jackie....Jackie your socks are so SOFT! (I said this while rubbing my sister's socks with my foot....).", and who could forget "Mom, I seriously feel like I'm being watched. There's this cat outside...and it won't go away...."  

[Celestial Burden]

Okay, I'm sory, but I would never let you live that down.  

[Sanzoskitsune]

Dude I LOVE Hot Topic... too bad all their stuff is so freakin expensive...  

[Sanzoskitsune]

Slim95

Sanzoskitsune

....LOL sorry Slim but if I heard anyone say stuff like that I'd probably laugh my a** off then start videotaping so I could use it for blackmail later

Those were my exact words too, and now their embedded into the brains of all the witnesses (a nurse, a doctor, my mom, my brother, my sister, my dad, and my best friend). I also said, "Woa....it feels like I'm floating!", "Jackie....Jackie your socks are so SOFT! (I said this while rubbing my sister's socks with my foot....).", and who could forget "Mom, I seriously feel like I'm being watched. There's this cat outside...and it won't go away...."

Yeah... blackmailed for the rest of your life