The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[upxfromxbelow]

(yay i finally get to do an 'unfortunately'!!)

Unfortunately the landfill was full from last years massacre of door to door salesmen!  

[eleanne]

Fortunately they'll all rot anyways, so we can just throw in the bodies.  

[upxfromxbelow]

Unfortunately the nearby tenants start to riot about the smell, rotting door to door salesmen is the WORST!  

[ancantsia]

Fortunately there was a dump of used air and car fresheners so it covered the smell of rotting bodies =3

Even the smallest feline is a masterpiece

 

[StarGoddessSiren]

Unfortunately, that only lasted three days and now the rotting smell is overpowering again.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

I have no master

Fortunately the pile of corpses had spontaneously combusted, burning away the stench of rotting bodies.

I am chaos

 

[eccentriciti]

Unfortunately the fire spread to the nearby tenants who had complained about the smell.  

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately the fire also ignited a trash heap of old Christmas trees and the smell then turned to that of pine!  

[eleanne]

Unfortunately the fire still spreads across half the city.  

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately it's the monsoon season.  

[StarGoddessSiren]

Unfortunately, an annoying yellow sponge absorbed all the water in the world  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Imagination is not made of rainbows

Fortunately, the sponge can just be squeezed to release all of the water once again.

It is made of cardboard and duct-tape

 

[StarGoddessSiren]

Unfortunately, for a ,now, very fat sponge, it can run pretty damn fast and has been able to evade capture.  

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately we have his starfish friend held captive to lure him back.  

[eleanne]

Unfortunately, he keeps trying to catch lethally poisonous jellyfish.