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 Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:47 pm
Pennies From Heaven
Young Mary had a penny and the little girl was itchin'
To tell her mum where it was from, she ran into the kitchen.
"Oh Mummy Mummy!" Mary cried "I've earned myself some money."
Her mother took time from her chores and said "Where's that from Honey?"
Said Mary, "Well some boys from school, there wasn't very many,
They asked me to climb up a tree, then paid me this here penny"
"Oh Mary!" cried her mother, "Those boys are just dirty trickers,
They paid you to climb up the tree to see your frilly knickers"
Young Mary was quite taken back, she hadn't seen their schemin'
Her lip popped out and down her nose the tears they started streamin'.
But next day, as oft' children will, she went to do her schoolin'
She reckoned she would teach them boys who were upon her foolin'
She ran home from school at days end, from ear to ear was smilin',
Another penny in her hand, her mother's nerves were trialin',
"I've earned another penny Mum", cried little darling Mary,
But the words her mother used you won't find in your dictionary.
"Young Mary!" screamed her mother (I'll leave out her nasty swearin')
"They paid you to climb up the tree to see the pants you're wearin'"
"But Mummy" said young Mary "I quite shrewdly earned my penny,
You see I tricked 'em this time Mum..... I wasn't wearin' any"
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:51 pm
O_O *dies laughing at the little poem*
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:51 pm
Sanzoskitsune O_O *dies laughing at the little poem* I fourth that!
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:52 pm
Glad you peoples find it ammusing rofl
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:54 pm
Lol, yeah it sounds familiar but I don't think it was that version.
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:57 pm
its so amusingly naughty! xd
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:58 pm
Eeeeee~
Bass liketh that poem, It make Bass laugh
cool
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:59 pm
That's hilarious. Much props to the author.
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:00 pm
*huggles Bass and Matrias* HIYA!
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:00 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:01 pm
Sanzoskitsune its so amusingly naughty! xd I know more: Sitting on my lazy arse I drift into a daydream, Thinking 'bout you fully smothered From head to toe in chocolate cream. I get this thought every day and night And wonder when it would stop. But I can't help thinking what it'll be like If there was a cherry placed on top! rofl
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:02 pm
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:03 pm
Hey bass.
Meh. I preffer the first poem, it seems so realistic to me. I can see a little girl doing that too. surprised
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:04 pm
Hiya Aries!
xd nice Cold, very good
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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 4:04 pm
god it seems like it been forever since i've been here.
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