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 Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:23 am
i'm sorta lonely, talking to an empty topic
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:30 am
if you and a random person are in an elevator....do IT. if you dont know what IT is, i'll tell you.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:31 am
Definition of IT.
IT- if you are in an elevator with one other person, cut a HUGE fart and say,"You did it."
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:32 am
i'm spending my entire morning sucking on tic-tacs.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:35 am
chuck norris can sneeze with his eyes open
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:37 am
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:38 am
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:40 am
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:41 am
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:45 am
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:46 am
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:47 am
im getting bored of chuck norris jokes...
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 9:59 am
Eba... They were pretty funny.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:00 am
do you know what would really suck?
if i was 1 post before the 80th page and someone posted.
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Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 10:03 am
xXEba EbaxX Eba... They were pretty funny. Hah, thanks
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