corrupt a wish

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Granted but the Great Sephiroth deems you unworthy and smites you until you give it to him.

I wish I had a million gold so I could finish my avi.  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but clould hacks your profile and steals it.

I wish peopel could not lie under any circumstances.  

[Pepita3]

Granted but your the only lier left in the world biggrin

I wish I could read minds emo  

[disliker of the mary sue]

(what would be so bad about that i have a great ceareer as a lawyer)

Granted but you can only read the mind of pigs.

I wish i had the power to make anything out of nothing.  

[Pepita3]

Granted but everything that you make reverts to its original state before blowing up biggrin

I wish that I got straight A's in all of my classes exclaim  

[Keessa]

granted, but you become brain dead


i wish i knew what happened to my pet yellow-jacket Saucy
(yes, i had a pet yellow-jacket. he'd come over whenever my friend and i ate something with pizza sauce since i ate lunch outside, so we decided to call him saucy, and he was really nice. he never stung us. he'd just poke at our food, so i don't get why ppl are so scared of yellow-jackets.
blaugh roflmao it's so funny watching ppl freak out when they see one blaugh
confused but i guess it makes sence if they're allergic to their sting  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but it turns out your mother killed it so you go insane.

I wish they would make a pokemon item.  

[Pepita3]

Granted but you can't afford it.

I wish I could travel through time emo  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but you acudently go in the middle of the end of time.

i wish i had a 9 ft sword.  

[Keessa]

granted, but it's' too heavy and when you try to pick it up, it falls and squishes/ kills you

i wish my room was bigger (at least uhhh....40' x 40')  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted... A tree fell through the wall... It's as big as you want now....

I wish I was done with this stupid homework....  

[Pepita3]

Granted but you do it all wrong and have to do it all over again for eternity blaugh

I wish she would stop singing this endless song gonk  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

granted but she goes mute and you feel terrible cuz it's your fault.

I wish I wasn't so desperate.  

[Pepita3]

Granted but you become too needy for anyone to be near you blaugh

I wish i didnt have stage-fright emo  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but you still suck on the stage.

i wish i did not donate too much. sweatdrop