The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[upxfromxbelow]

Fortunately the stupidity of the captive starfish, friend of the giant yellow sponge running around absorbing all our rain fall, is a natural repellent for the poisonous jellyfish.  

[eleanne]

Unfortunately it's time for me to go to bed. sad  

[upxfromxbelow]

What was that about the thread of the conversation? Haahah!!

Fortunately I say goodnight unto you.

And fortunately our captive stupid pink starfish whose friend is a giant yellow sponge menace is patient when waiting to be rescued as a truce.  

[StarGoddessSiren]

Unfortunately, no one wishes to rescue the stupid pink starfish.  

[eleanne]

((wouldn't that be a fortunately?))
Fortunately, the stupid pink starfish escapes by mysterious means and goes off to live with a colony of kelp that can talk to him on his level.  

[StarGoddessSiren]

Unfortunately, they're native kelp that think he was sent to them by their gods to be sacrificed.  

[Zarazayn]

Fourtunately, the renound scientist of the community believed he should be treated normally.  

[burritoluv]

Unfortunatley, the universe then exploded and all that was left were two intergalactic space-cats who swam through empty space.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Those who fear the darkness

Fortunately, the cats are expecting a litter any day now.

Have never seen what the light can do

 

[eleanne]

Unfortunately intergalactic space-cats eat their young sad  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

War is a game

Fortunately, the mother will be too weak after giving birth to go after the kittens, giving the little guys a fighting chance with only one parent to contend with.

Played with a smile

 

[eleanne]

Unfortunately the daddy cat is the intergalactic space cat equivalent of Arnold Schwarzenegger.  

[Afi_Kino]

and, fortunately, is therefore too busy governing Californ-I-A-tron 5 to fight, leaving the kids free to escape.  

[Sculptor]

Unfortunately, at that very second, an enormous black hole appeared on the event horizon and time started to grow slower and slower while the heroic animals were pulled toward the black hole. . .  

[eleanne]

Fortunately these particular animals are far from heroic.