The "You Are Banned" Game

[Sumimachine]

You're banned for rendering an innocent man unconscious and making him your hostage...  

[Z3phrael]

you are banned for banning the one who rendered a man unconscious for slapping a monkey for carrying a dead body for exceeding the sparkle limit
(ha, now what >.<)  

[Sumimachine]

You're banned for enumerating the bans... that's so lame-o.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for hindering in my arresting of rebel terrorists. Perhaps you are one as well and also need to be arrested.  

[Ninja Rin666]

You are banned because I just jumped in and am too lazy to see wtf is going on lol.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

You're banned for stealing my scooter...  

[-GracedWithPoetry-]

You're banned for having an awesome hat!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for being a hat hater.  

[Sumimachine]

You're banned for being trigger-happy.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

For attempting to steal my spleen, you are banned.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for dragging people into the woods and killing them slowly.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

You're banned because that's not a Barrett M81.  

[DiscordWhovian]

I ban you for looking like the king of weasels  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

I ban you for rubbing it in. Gaia doesn't have wooden spoons! scream  

[Zera Stardust]

I ban you!
...
For what?
I don't know. I just ban you.