The "You Are Banned" Game

[Eruresto]

I ban you for not banning me.  

[Garynook]

I ban you for having pleasure in this.  

[Sumimachine]

You're banned for practicing wushu without proper training...  

[Garynook]

I ban you for being half cat!  

[Sumimachine]

You're banned for being half-horse.  

[Garynook]

I ban you because ALWAYS I WANNA BE WITH YOU AND MAKE BELIEVE WITH YOU AND LIVE IN HARMONY HARMONY, OH LOVE!!  

[Zera Stardust]

I ban you for all the colors.  

[DiscordWhovian]

I ban you for banning his colors  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

You are banned because that is NOT Axel!  

[Sumimachine]

You're banned for impersonating Jason so well that I had a heart attack.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

I ban you for seeing just an item or two of my avatar.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You're banned for impersonating a serial killer.  

[Sumimachine]

You're banned for not doing anything to help the tiny city in flames.  

[DiscordWhovian]

I ban you for looking for some sort of Japanese Joker  

[Zera Stardust]

I ban you for stealing Johnny Depp's hat!