The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Afi_Kino]

Unfortunately, they are the children of the story's hero, rendering him emotionally distressed and unable to fight off the terrors of his planet.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Imagination is not made of rainbows

Fortunately, the story's artist/editor brought his eraser down on the sketchbook and erased the black hole.

It is made of cardboard and duct-tape

 

[Elemental Doll]

Why is a raven like a writing desk?...

Unfortunately, the editor/artist's son made a new one.

...I haven't have the slightest idea...

 

[Afi_Kino]

Fortunately, this new blackhole was allergic to kittens, and did not suck them in.  

[eleanne]

Unfortunately the kittens set off the black hole's allergies anyway, and it began to sneeze out the rest of the universe, covered with black hole gunk.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Imagination is not made of rainbows

Fortunately the gunk is water soluble and is easy to wash off.

It is made of cardboard and duct-tape

 

[eleanne]

Unfortunately we don't have any water!  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

I have no master

Fortunately, we have saliva glands.

Now start spitting!

I am chaos

 

[Elemental Doll]

Why is a raven like a writing desk?...

Unfortunately, they are dehydrated and can't spit anymore.

...I haven't have the slightest idea...

 

[eleanne]

Fortunately the cats are far from dehydrated and can lick off the gunk, thank you very much.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

I have no master

Unfortunately, they over dosed on the gunk...

I am chaos

 

[PebbleDrop856]

Fortunately, a veterinarian was walking by  

[RedTatsu]

Unfortunately, he was a quack.  

[PebbleDrop856]

Fortunately, he dropped something that helped the cats  

[eleanne]

Unfortunately it also caused another big bang, and the massive explosion threatened the cats' safety.