corrupt a wish

[Pepita3]

Granted but every other part of your body wont stop hurting for thirty years blaugh

I wish that I knew what Heaven looked like.  

[Lily127]

Granted, you die get a glimpse of heaven and go straight to hell.  

[Lily127]

(Sorry, I forgot my Wish....)
I wish everyone would donate 100 gold to me.  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Sure, but first you have to go to Pluto and survive for a year.

I wish I didn't have to go to sleep.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

granted but not sleeping has forced all your deepest darkest fears to become real and want to destroy you.

I wish I could just finish my avi without having to spend 300000 + gold for an ancient katana and not get hacked or have a glitch or anything that may cause me to lose it or get banned.  

[iMonochromatic]

Dreaming of...

Granted, but you have to sell your soul to the devil, and serve the un-dead for the rest of your days.

I wish I would never get ill again.

The soul would have no rainbow, had the eyes no tears

 

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted you die thous can never get sick again.

i wish i can acully write good stories.  

[Pepita3]

Granted but no one likes yur taste in the stories you write.

I wish that i knew why my freinds are jackasses sometimes emo  

[Keessa]

granted, but they're still jackasses

i wish my computer wasn't so slow  

[disliker of the mary sue]

granted but you can only visit porn sites.

i wish i all the people would stop being liberal.  

[kori tsunami]

granted but they become socialist!

I wish I had longer hair  

[Pepita3]

Granted but after one day of long hair it falls out the next blaugh

I wish that many of my wishes in real life come true and werent corrupted emo  

[kori tsunami]

Granted, but then you get abducted by aliens.

I wish I was a dragon!  

[Lily127]

Granted, you turn into a dragon..... THATS 2 FT BIG! blaugh

I wish I knew everything and I couldnt be hurt in any way possible.  

[Pepita3]

Granted but you become so smart that people are jealous of you and kidnap your family for your head as ransom eek . . . . . blaugh !!!

I wish I had all the things for all of my dream avis mrgreen
((and dont say i got hacked scream ))