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 Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:02 pm
Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe. (Takes Chuck Norris, chops off his head and offers it to Apache_Pear) He should have brain matter^^
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:02 pm
The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:02 pm
hybridblake ApacheTear hybridblake ApacheTear hybridblake ApacheTear *tosses a bag of tostitos at him* there SQUEE! thanks Cuz i have the power of the whee SQUEE! whee YOU DID NOT! just call the squeeness stupid!
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:03 pm
If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:03 pm
ApacheTear hybridblake ApacheTear hybridblake ApacheTear ...i still dont see why you lack a brain gonk Cuz i have the power of the whee SQUEE! whee YOU DID NOT! just call the squeeness stupid!
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:03 pm
Millenear Yazora Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe. (Takes Chuck Norris, chops off his head and offers it to Apache_Pear) He should have brain matter^^
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:03 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:04 pm
Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:04 pm
hybridblake ApacheTear hybridblake ApacheTear hybridblake ApacheTear ...i still dont see why you lack a brain gonk Cuz i have the power of the whee SQUEE! whee YOU DID NOT! just call the squeeness stupid!
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:04 pm
i feel so left out crying
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:05 pm
hybridblake ApacheTear hybridblake ApacheTear hybridblake ApacheTear ...i still dont see why you lack a brain gonk Cuz i have the power of the whee SQUEE! whee YOU DID NOT! just call the squeeness stupid! (Pats blake on the shoulder and gives him a cup of fresh nacho cheese)
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:05 pm
Every night at 8:00, a truck pulls up to Chuck Norris’ house. In the truck are a bunch of orphans. For the next half-hour, Chuck Norris practices roundhouse kicks on the orphans while “It’s a Hard Knock Life” plays in the background. At the end of the session, the orphans say “Thank you, Mr. Norris.” in perfect unison, then march into the truck in silence.
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:05 pm
Hissss....... THAT BE MY WORD!
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:05 pm
Jay1511 i feel so left out crying
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:06 pm
An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.
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