I come bearing pictures...
Here's another picture of me (is not photogenic...)
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj61/0-0Roland_Deschain0-0/100_0651.jpg
Here's a picture of my awesome belt buckle, which several people have attempted to steal from me...
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj61/0-0Roland_Deschain0-0/100_0650.jpg
And just for the hell of it, here is a picture of my POS 1993 Mercury Tracer
http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj61/0-0Roland_Deschain0-0/100_0656.jpg
Also, a detailed picture of my tattoo.