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 Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:40 am
squee_moon i need to gain weight xD im 118 pounds (around 8stone my measurements xD) and its way to skinny for my height xP i need to gain but im still loosing  A sigh came out and that emotion that was transparent and glittering
Eat all the junkie foods you can get your hands on! xd
Haha not really.. there are alot of people who have body types like that, like sticks xd no matter how much they eat they stay that skinny -__-
was inlaid in my chest like a jewel and in the magic of the space-time
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 9:46 am
according to my families genetics, ill be skinny till i die. xD
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:18 am
jfm567 according to my families genetics, ill be skinny till i die. xD
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:27 am
Teh Dana jfm567 according to my families genetics, ill be skinny till i die. xD nah, i learned i got ALL my genetics from my moms side of the family.
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:41 am
jfm567 according to my families genetics, ill be skinny till i die. xD Lucky b*****d.
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:45 am
What the Hell!
http://jezebel.com/gossip/clips/walt-disneys-the-story-of-menstruation-299748.php?autoplay=true
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:46 am
Ketake 2.0 What the Hell! http://jezebel.com/gossip/clips/walt-disneys-the-story-of-menstruation-299748.php?autoplay=true Crap, video clip. *searches frantikly for headphones* EDIT: I watched it but skipped through due to boredom. Then I had to crash AOL so it wouldn't appear in the history. So, this has Disney's name on it?
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 11:59 am
Ketake 2.0 What the Hell! http://jezebel.com/gossip/clips/walt-disneys-the-story-of-menstruation-299748.php?autoplay=true
> This is an actual letter sent to Proctor and Gamble from Wendi Aarons,
> Austin , TX , regarding their feminine products. She really gets rolling
> after the first paragraph...
>
> Dear Mr. Thatcher,
>
> I have been a loyal user of your Always Maxi Pads for over 20 years and
> I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the Leak GuardCore(tm)
> or
> Dri-Weave(tm) absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or
> salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the
> beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your
> revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough
> to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't
> tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little
> F-16 in my pants.
>
> Have you ever had a period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from "the
> curse"?
> I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my "time of the month" is starting right
> now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging
> through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and
> I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call "an inbred
> hillbilly with knife skills."
>
> As Brand Manager in the Feminine-hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen
> quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customers'
> monthly visits from "Aunt Flo". Therefore, you must know about the
> bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood
> swings, crying, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a
> tough time for most women.
>
> The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just
> crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... which brings me to the
> reason for my letter.
>
> Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach
> inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and
> there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: "Have a Happy
> Period."
>
> Are you f__king kidding me? Does any part of your tiny middle-manager
> brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness is
> possible during a period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least
> bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of
> sick S&M freak girl, there will never be anything "happy" about a day in
> which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock
> yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Kmart
> armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a
> blaze of glory.
>
> For the love of God, if you just have to slap a moronic message on a
> maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually
> pertinent, like "Put Down the Hammer" or "Vehicular Manslaughter Is
> Wrong", or are you just picking on us?
>
> Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective
> immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have
> chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will
> certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your
> brand of condescending bull s__t. And that's a promise I will keep.
> Always.
>
> Best,
> Wendi Aarons
> Austin , TX
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:09 pm
Teh Dana > Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective > immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have > chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will > certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your
> brand of condescending bull s__t. And that's a promise I will keep.
> Always.> > Best,> Wendi Aarons > Austin , TX xD How polite.
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:20 pm
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
He's coming!
HE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:29 pm
wow, she bitched about maxi pads for 7 paragraphs. xD
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:32 pm
jfm567 wow, she bitched about maxi pads for 7 paragraphs. xD Im not gonna read it now.... ninja
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:10 pm
READ IT BANANA MAN.
It's funny. xd
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 1:45 pm
I read up to "are you ****ing kidding me" then I just thought the entire letter was made by an inbred hillbilly with knife skills. xD
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Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 2:10 pm
you have to be pretty bored to b***h on maxi pads for that long. but i guess she got her statement across. xD
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