~Why Not's "Half a MILLION Posts" CELEBRATION!!~

[Millenear Yazora]

Jay1511

i feel so left out crying

(Offers Jay a bit of blake's arm) Hungry? Fresh off the fire^^  

[hybridblake]

Peace. peoples ima go now 3nodding  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

hybridblake

Peace. peoples ima go now 3nodding

Aw, bye.


Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.  

[Lochness Blogster]

Millenear Yazora

Jay1511

i feel so left out crying

(Offers Jay a bit of blake's arm) Hungry? Fresh off the fire^^

no thanks sweatdrop  

[ApacheTear]

hybridblake

Peace. peoples ima go now 3nodding

aww crying  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement  

[Millenear Yazora]

hybridblake

Peace. peoples ima go now 3nodding

Buh-bye!^^ (gives him chips and nacho cheese aloong with a few more of his fingers) We should have another cook out some time^^  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Forty seven times.  

[iRevolution]

ninja  

[ApacheTear]

EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!I KILLED A FLY WITH MY HAND AND ITS STUCK TO MY HAND!AND ITS GUTS ARE ALL OVER THE SCREEN!EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!*runs around in circles*  

[Millenear Yazora]

Jay1511

Millenear Yazora

Jay1511

i feel so left out crying

(Offers Jay a bit of blake's arm) Hungry? Fresh off the fire^^

no thanks sweatdrop

Too bad ... its really good with nacho cheese. (dips part of the arm in cheese and manches)  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Earth's emergency defense plan in case of alien invasion is Chuck Norris.  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

ApacheTear

EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!I KILLED A FLY WITH MY HAND AND ITS STUCK TO MY HAND!AND ITS GUTS ARE ALL OVER THE SCREEN!EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!*runs around in circles*

Ew... xP Spay disinfectant O_o


Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off  

[ApacheTear]

Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur

ApacheTear

EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!I KILLED A FLY WITH MY HAND AND ITS STUCK TO MY HAND!AND ITS GUTS ARE ALL OVER THE SCREEN!EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!*runs around in circles*

Ew... xP Spay disinfectant O_o


Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off

THE GUTS WONT COME OFF THE SCREEEEEEN!ITS SOO NASTY!!!!WHAT DO I DO?!*freaks out* i hate flies >.<  

[Emo_Like_A_Dinosaur]

Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.